Ali unloads on an unsuspecting man about Tony Hawk Pro Skater, CYK, and Bam Margera. Brittany gets kidnapped at a Vegas bachelorette party by a Seinfeld enthusiast. A man tries to convince a woman he’s “normal” by jumping into a sprinkler. Memories of phd balance testing strips, embarrassing pillow talk, and The Joker.

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Ali befriends a fellow fish tank owner, and roasts Ed Sheeran and Harvard, bigtime. Brittany keeps mistaking Jenna Ortega for her nephew, and holds a stingray by the lips. Laura Loomer gets PUNK’D. Memories of minigolf strategy, trying Kibbles N Bits, and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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Our very good friend Kelly Taylor joins us!! Kelly blacks out, then wakes up outside her situationship’s house. Ali’s having trouble laughing with a pulled rib muscle, and Brittany’s bathroom ceiling collapses. Memories of answering the phone “this is she”, hating showers, and guys with records. 

Follow Kelly @hellothisiskelly and check out her pod “I feel fat today”! 

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Brittany gets falsely accused of cheating on a math test based entirely on her poorly written 4s. Ali is introduced to an acquaintance and immediately bullies him into submission. A man obsessed with the psychology of clapping puts his theories to the test and gets ripped to shreds in peer review. Memories of bonding with dads over terrible New York apartments, the best side of the bed, and the Dean Scream. 

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Ali delivers a Powerpoint presentation about her worst f-boy experience to a bunch of inexperienced bachelorettes. Brittany’s mother got bored of documenting her children’s experiences after the first child, and it shows. A man gets a job after farting in the Zoom interview. Memories of doing the Polka, elementary school gun training, and the joy of glitter. RAT NEWS: Brittany dreams she has a senior rat as a pet. 

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Joe Nunnink joins us!! Joe sh*ts his pants in a sea of middle school kids, demolishes his giant Lego castle in a rage, and discovers he has an evil super power. Brittany learns that all horses have autism, and Ali goes through many phases before landing on goth. Memories of Ghost Adventures, flushing fish down the toilet, and the Inspector Gadget McDonald’s Toy.

Follow Joe @nunnigram and check out his special “Keep the Change” on Youtube. 

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Ali gets reprimanded for doing the Napoleon Dynamite dance at a talent show. Brittany keeps getting blasted back into a memory of that one time she felt cool at the library. RAT NEWS: lady octopuses are throwing rocks at dude octopuses they don’t want to sleep with. Memories of “Sean de Paul”, the “what fruit is my baby” app, and taking SAT and LSATs for fun. 

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Ali’s eating shit in rollerblading class and taking restaurant rules way too literally. Brittany’s getting harassed by a reptile enthusiast and dates a man with a record number of red flags. A young man makes an entirely gray gender reveal cake. RAT NEWS: a garbage city in New Bedford collapses, creating a huge rat-housing problem. Memories of Physics for Babies, screaming at game nights, and Lucky Charms all smashed up.

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Lucia Whalen (What a Waste Pod) joins us!! Lucia’s at a wedding stealing the show with her medically-bad sunburn, and demands that everyone please stop talking about the Titanic. Ali’s listening to It’s Raining Men on repeat, and Brittany’s cheerleading with girls half her age. RAT NEWS: how rats taught us about love addiction. Memories of The SS Edmond Fitzgerald, compost alarms, and falling into manholes. 

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Ali’s butt-out in goth makeup, capsizing a kayak. Brittany’s roasting her brother’s love of lambs, hate of broken brownies, and letters to mommy and daddy. A relationship gets rocky when a woman refuses to eat an orange, peel and all. Memories of reading bedtime Tik Toks, celebrity pilots, and Where’s Waldo (the lizard version).

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