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Kept it one hunnit during this pardschnarst. The Faceman wasn't here again because hezbollah needed his services. He'll be back next week if Allah wills it. I want to tell yinz to review the perdcarst but that shits gey so nvmd. I'm sure yinz will do what yinz do and the wind will guide you in all your wanderings. Hot Girl #1 at my office has walked by twice while I've typed this description so hopefully it doesn't come off too horny. 
    
As-salāmuʿalayka. Waʿalayka s-salāmu. Peace be upon you, as well as the mercy of God and his blessings. Don't say we never taught yinz nuffin.