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Episode 1 of two part series. Rate. Review. Or we fight.

Just copy and past this: I listened fully tucked! Only way to listen! 5 stars!

Episode Minutes:

• John Wilkes Booth as Emilio Estevez or whatever
• Big gay Brutus
• Method acting

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Please rate and review. I can see the people who listen. It takes five seconds. leave a review. screenshot it. send it to our instagram. I'll send you free merch. We have t-shirts. I'll merch you. Also follow the instagram. if you post a picture of you listening to the episode you'll be entered to win. (contest rules apply, must be fully tucked to be entered for a chance to win)

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Episode Minutes:

• Welcome back Jordan B. Peterson
• BlackBerries
• We show Hole

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This is the second episode of our two part series on the battle of Manassas. Thanks again to Joey Duffield. Go follow him on IG. Also follow me on IG. Also rate and review the episode. I mean we have 7 reviews. wtf are you guys doing. you're some of the most difficult fans to deal with in the world. no one else has to deal with this. But that's why we love you. I know i respect the hell out of you guys for it. Keep not reviewing it. The podcast will just be our little secret ;)

Episode Minutes: 

• Stonewall Jackson was re(g)arded
• PGT Beauregard was (g)ey

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I can already feel the civil war nerds upset. Please email me everything we got wrong. I would love to hear from you. You are the lifeblood of our community. 

Episode Minutes:

• Trad Life = Taliban
• PGT Beauregard
• Fort Sumter
• Robert E. Lee- kinda sick

Featuring Joey Duffield 

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Unreal title created by AI. I think it's starting to get us.

Welcome back to our Lady Boy contingent in Thailand. We're on our way to being a top 10 comedy podcast in Thailand again and i can't wait.

Consider this a bonus episode because I missed last week. We got another episode coming out tomorrow. it's a history episode. pretty excited.

Episode Minutes:

• Cortez and Pizarro: Was it Genocide?
• Does anyone read these?
• Go follow all socials and screenshot listening to the episode. DM it to me. that's your homework, dirty boy

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Sorry this is late. It was my fault. I'm a bad boy. Tell me how bad I am. Ok sorry. anyways, the podcast is part of the tariffs, so to all our south asian listeners, this is gunna cost you 90% extra for the foreseeable future.

Episode Minutes:  

• Book Reports
• Jake fights with his wife live on air
• Ninja swords

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Lol look at Ai glazing us

Religious fasting turns into an unexpected data dive when the guys discover Pornhub's analytics show significant drops in specific content during Ramadan. This kickstarts an exploration of cultural oddities that spans continents and decades.

Ever wondered why tracksuits became the uniform of Eastern European men? The hosts uncover the surprising status symbol behind Adidas gear in post-Soviet states, revealing how the first Western apparel company allowed behind the Iron Curtain transformed fashion into political currency. This cultural analysis provides genuine insight into how seemingly superficial fashion choices carried profound historical significance during the Cold War.

The conversation takes a conspiratorial turn with declassified information about CIA involvement in abstract expressionist art movements. From funding Jackson Pollock to developing "heart attack guns," the hosts speculate about the agency's wildest projects with a comedic lens that makes historical absurdities approachable while questioning the thin line between security operations and madness.

Personal stories from Division III football dominate the second half, featuring incompetent coaches, bizarre motivational tactics from questionable "Navy SEALs," and the unique social dynamics that develop in locker rooms. Through authentic, unfiltered anecdotes about team politics and informal "councils," the hosts unpack complex topics like belonging, race, and masculinity with surprising depth beneath their humor.

Ready for a journey through religious practices, covert operations, and athletic misadventures? Hit play and join the conversation that proves truth really is stranger than fiction. Don't forget to subscribe and share your favorite moments with us online!

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man let me level with you. the audio is not great. we tried to use the phone recording app with iphone. audio will be better next week. but content wise. best thing we've made. Just enjoy and please listen to the whole thing before you dm D**thThr**ts

Episode Minutes:

• WoW
• Eating Utensils 
• Charlize Theron

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we had to record this twice because the first episode mike didn't turn his mic on. this one he didn't talk close enough to the mic. there is so much i must overcome and yet i push through. i always push through

Episode Minutes:

• The Obama years
• Here's the problem with Alex Jones
• The Catholic Church
• Vatican Art
• Diddy

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