Have A Nice Day

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Sorry for the Late ep. We'll put another one out on Thursday. It's already recorded.
We got some fun stuff coming out. Please rate and review you pieces of sh*t

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• DoD Sales Guys
• Zeppelins
• Louis Armstrong
• Gladiators

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Listen. Sorry about what we said about women. You guys are great. We love you. We love your smells. Also everything we said is technically true. 

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• D.S.
• Made with Love
• Shallow Hal

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You know what you should do tomorrow? Go to Eucharistic adoration. Put on some Gregorian chants. Andy Elliot, Andrew Tate, Garyvee... they're not gunna tell you shit like that. Find a woman, get her pregnant 9x and take them to mass every sunday. I've never seen a dude in khakis at mass with an astrovan full of children not smiling. and maybe that's a personality trait. but maybe, having nine kids is the key to happiness and you've been sold a lie

Episode Minutes:

• Special Guest: Lindsey Graham
• The Persian Crusade
• Gary G

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I should get chatGPT to start writing these. Oh i guess I'll tell you this. I opened for the boys from Lemon Party last night. not the three old men in the bathtub having a wank. It's a podcast. Probably referencing the three guys and the tub and all the fun they were having. Get it? Anyways Ben Avery? guy is an absolute unit. I don't think you notice it on the Tim Dillon Show. He looks like a little tinkerbell. he's not. huge guy. Handsome too. Anyways go listen to them, they're cool

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• Helen of Troy
• The Opiate Epidemic
• Taiwan and Brock Lesnar

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Joey runs a very popular Youtube channel about baseball. Seriously. It's really popular. You could probably figure out which one it is. But we don't want to say so he doesn't get in trouble. Anyways Duffield came on and explained the whole Shohei Ohtani Situation to us. Enjoy

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• ShoBae's
• Babe Ruth murdered his wife
• Slaphitters

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I was at the urinal at a ski resort and this guy was at the urinal next to me and without looking over he just goes, "nice watch". All-time great bit. Feel free to use at work or public space. 

Episode Minutes:

• Smedley Butler
• The Uncircumcised
•  JBP Guest Appearance
• The Rodeo

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I get it. I know why you're here. History that's mostly wrong. Jokes that stopped being acceptable when horses were still the main method of transportation. 9/11. Football. Patrick Bet David. If you're on the rim of the South China Sea, this one's for you. Also the fans in germany, there's definitely a connection there. I've seen 12 years in tibet

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• Sean McDermott
• Luck of the Irish
• Overthrowing governments for bananas 

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listen. I get it. I'd be mad too. you finally find someone who gets you and they just spit in your big dumb mouth. how do you think we feel? you think we want to spit in your mouth? you think we want to hold you down, use a vice to hold your jaws open, and drop our hot, wet saliva in your mouth? Ok, fine, we do. 
but this is the last hiatus. pinkie promise. we're gunna open a patreon too. give yinz two episodes a week so you can get all hot and bothered and nasty. til then please go to our website - in the link and become a member of our mailing list. we're gunna use that to find live dates. nasty little boys. you're nasty little boys. sorry, this was a lot, but you asked for it and i'll tell the judge you asked for it too. nasty

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• black israelites (hate group? or just really cool guys?)
• Ai
• Mister Hands
• Darpa

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This is all a psy-op. We have been conscripted by the deep state to turn all of you into super g@y power rangers. lucky you that sounds sick

Episode Minutes:

• Love, Death, and Trains
• Mirrors
• Psy-op
• Peter Lee and Hunter B

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If anyone knows our brothers in thailand and you could please reach out to them to let them know we're back and we want to support them in their fight against the imperial casino, we'd appreciate it

Episode Minutes:

• Battle of the Walmart
• Top Peeled back
• Camping with the French
• Michael Obama