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Episode Minutes:

• Watermelons 
• Mel Gibson
• Girls fight like chimps

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Audio is fixed. you can stop messaging me. the world is fixed
Cormac died this week. there is nothing left for us here. our guides are vanishing
Send us your favorite quotes and we'll post an in memoriam. 
"Life is a memory, then it is nothing"

Episode Minutes:

• Bestiality (again)
•  Marking yourself safe
• Saudi sports
• #F*ckPut*n

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From scrotum to anus, size matters for male fertility.. that's a headline from cbs news. so you tell me what's going on
also, i get it. we'll work on it. it's just growing pains. if you had to work with jake you would understand. the audio will be better next week. 
Also please rate and review. if you all did that, I could finally stop running the quasi-legal escape room from my basement

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[Verse 1]
Back in black, I hit the sack
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose from the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I'm just looking at the sky 'cause it's getting me high
Forget the hearse, 'cause I'll never die
I got nine lives, cat's eyes
Abusing every one of them and running wild

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

[Verse 2]
Back in the back of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang with a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
'Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So, look at me now, I'm just making my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
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[Chorus]
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black, yow

[Bridge]
Ah, yeah
Oh, yeah
Take my love
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Ah, hey yeah
Ooh, yeah
[Chorus]
Well, I'm back (I'm back)
Back (Well, I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back, back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

[Outro]
I've hit the sack

[Guitar Solo]

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Ay ya ay ay yay ay
Please rate us or like and subscribe or whatever. We're trying to build a following of cucks just like yourself
Really though- join the reddit
r/HaveNiceDayPod
It's called have a nice day the podcast

Episode Minutes:

• The legend of Hispanic Libido
• Like a virgin
• Chance the rapper

Recorded 11/7/2021 - we're way behind. sorry

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Hello to Asia- we're now pretty big in Japan too guys. couldn't be more proud to be leading this army of high-functioning mentally disabled dudes. Not really sure if you guys celebrate new year. not even sure if you guys have new years. i know china measures its years by 12 different animals which is probably very confusing when trying to study history but what Japan does is a mystery. 
If you know the answer please storm the US C@p1t0l building and write the answer on nancy's wall. Just kidding. don't do that for real. fbi chill the fuck out it's a comedy podcast about how mel gibson rocks. anyways start leaving reviews or something so we can connect. we're trying to build a community
I might start a reddit, let me know if you guys would be interested in joining. how? by storming the us C@p1t0l building
Just kidding, but.. happy anniversary
just kidding. for real. i'm kidding.jfc

Episode Minutes:

• The basketball gods
• frank caliendo's new hour
• headshot bow and arrow

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I was almost defeated by the Omnichron so i was a little late delivering this episode. Luckily, I'm toxically masculine so i made a full recovery. Told the story about a guy who got child molestered by the former founder of Microsoft and one half of the bill and melinda gates foundation. I don't know if it happened or not, but sounded pretty reasonable to me. Leave your theories in the comment section

Episode Minutes:

• Reading Spaghetti-O's
• All painters are drug addicts
• Getting sap in your bar
• Is it legal for Rhino's to get excited by Hippo's?

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It's a book dude chill.

Episode Minutes:

• Is schizophrenia a bit?
• Malaysian bathing habits
• Everything we say is all facts, no caps. 
  
  

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sry. won't happen again. when you're fathers you'll understand. last time i promise

Officially Ranked 30th most popular podcast in Thailand- Thank you thailand!

anyways we figured we'd come back in a big way with a huge guest: William F Buckley

Episode Minutes:

• Takes on Arfghanistan (we recorded this august 30th, so they were fresh then)
• Dongs in the women's Locker-room 

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My bad about the ep being late. I was in Puerto Rico, which is Spanish for Puerto Rico.  I tried to upload it but their infrastructure was built by the spanish and their internet takes a siesta 23 hours a day. Had to go to a wedding because i heard british people were going to be there and i couldn't let them just be on american soil without a patriot in their ear telling them sir francis drake was a pussy. 

Episode Minutes

• Meth Sex
• honestly that's all i remember. I probably did some funny voices and jake probably made shitty background noise i didn't all the way edit out. enjoy.
• Also fucking rate and review us man, we're top 30 in thailand and we need to break the top 10