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Horse girls are not to be trusted. Neither are girls who spell their name Iwanttohaveoralsexwithyourdadanduncle. Good luck out there boys and girls. 

Episode Abstract:

• Lady Boys
• Coca Cola
• Equestrian Girls

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If you didn't catch the significance of last episode's description, that was Tim Tebow's Ole Miss speech. I had no idea he retired at the exact hour I was writing that episode description. I didn't even know he was still playing baseball. Pure serendipity. Our God is an awesome God.

Episode Abstract:

• Why Japan deserved it
• Indian people go on hunger strike because indian food sucks
• Gay Dads
• Seinfeld 

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• Bestiality
• Dick Cheney 
• Gringos 
• the Dahmer Party

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We're back. Took a little sabbatical to spread our seed and expand the HAND legions. Our boy's got a bun in the oven and a hot potato on the pod. Our Irish-Catholic family just got a little bigger and you can thank Mel for setting such a wholesome example for the boys. Anyways, here's an abstract:

• Roofers are always white guys
• Treaty of Westphalia 
• Ruby Ridge
• Dr. Pepper 10 and dudes rock 

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No one make any jokes about it being episode 14 and Mel Gibson. We won't stand for any goofs like that. Anyhow, sorry it's late. We were busy spending time with our families as a form of protest against a tyrannical government. Haven't felt this patriotic since 9/11 

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we had a saying in the army. swear we did. it went something like, "this episode was good you damn jewish american princess. tell your friends in tokyo we said 'hello'". never figured out what the saying meant but, I definitely said it. anyways this episode was sponsored by osama bin laden. 

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Dr. Jordan Peterson, author and icon, stops in to discuss:

• Women
• Art
• Why women are bad at art

*Have a Nice Day does not endorse any of the opinions expressed by Dr. Peterson*

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Episode 11 minutes: 

• little people
• reparations
• women suffrage
• saudi arabia

enjoy!

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We're back. sorry for the layoff. took a little while to shake off the ring rust but then we started getting it going talking about those freaks still living in the bayou. Also how sick we're hermit crabs? RIP to all my hermit crabs i accidentally killed

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We chitchat about the political landscape that surrounds 3228. Origin stories about being a fat kid. Breakdown the tape: who's better Mel or Amy. Thanks for listening. Have a nice day