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*But the v@xx*ne cured me
Episode Minutes:

• Uber Experiences
• Being a college boy
• Entrepreneurs 

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Shout out to our listeners in the shadow of the Middle Kingdom. John Cena might have let his uncle sam down, but the podcast redeemed it by doing american shit like watching fireworks on the fourth of july aka blowing shit up that was made in china. 
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• Drag Brunch
• Poor Dads
• Men shouldn't be there for the birth of their child

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This episode was almost lost for eternity, but Allah brought it back into my life. Insalluh. 
This is our anniversary episode so we brought on Republican Candidate for Governor Caitlyn Jenner where she gave us her thoughts on the the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Episode Minutes:

• Caitlyn Jenner
• Israel Palestine
• David Hasselhoff

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We recorded this on cinco de mayo, but i haven't released it because i've been too busy banging your dad.
 
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• king arthur
• BilBo Burnham
• Apple's business model
• Caesar's battle tactics

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Julius Caesar is just Donald Trump. Dot-Connected. 
Aliens invented the cotton gin. Dot-Connected

Episode Minutes:

• Fort Ligonier Days
• I am the reincarnation of george washington
• Hiroshama was the worst place to go on vacation in 1945
• The 305

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Last episode we, mainly me, pointed out that Indian-Americans immigrated when it was the easiest time to be an immigrant. Turns out being Indian wasn't allowed until like 1957. The supreme court said it was illegal to be Indian lol

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• Non-Binary lives matter
• Hit your kid
• Cops

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Hallelujah, Hallelujah the Lord is risen. Much like Donald Trump in 2024, God has returned. Praise be

Episode Minutes:

• The intellectual darkweb 
• Passover
• Clubhouse
• Sperm Banks

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Shout out to the lady-boys who have been absolutely holding it down for the pardschnarst. 
We're late this week but we should probably never be late ever again. Love yinz qwn's

Episode Minutes:

• Dr. Jill Biden
• Nurses
• Tiger Queen

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I wanted to name this episode "Pollinate my buttflower", but most of our viewers are under the age of twelve. It's like if Mister Rogers Neighborhood was in Abu Ghraib

Episode Minutes:

• OSHA Yoga
• Lieutenant William F. Buckley
• My dad's record as a little league coach

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As a pardschnarst, we wish we were Michael McDonald. But when we look in that mirror unflinching, deep down we'll always know we're Hall & Oates. anyways, sorry the ep was late. there was a lot of naughty words I had to cut out because this is Biden's america. Even patriots like Mel have to know their limits. 

Episode abstract:

• Go-karts
• Mel Kiper
• International women's day
• Lee Corso