Coming from the spiritual capitol of the US, Sedona Arizona - after taking a week off this week we will be discussing the power dynamics within a workplace, not letting employers have a say in WHAT or WHO you are outside of work (as long as no harm is done), being confident in yourself and decisions,  why religion can be hard to trust/navigate, and WHAT was said in Auja's psychic reading - ENJOY <3

momma is going STIR crazy on this weeks episode!!!! We will be discussing the weight of the world, diets aren't REALLY diets?, and why Auja might have a few loose screws due to Benadryl MISUSE as a child 

MINI Epi. - We are talking EUPHORIA, we are talking LAS VEGAS, we are talking RING WORM. Aujas adventures to Las vegas $112 drinks, $20 shots, hickeys, swamp bodily fluid pools, taxi rides from random men, MY BF IS MY COUSIN????

(Valentin-USSY) - On this weeks episode we discuss what shit talking actually is, why you shouldn't buy flight insurance, loser ass broke ass men, and how to get your nut on this valentines season. PSA Auja spills the tea on what is the best vibrator on the market, the delusion of bikini prices, how we can get more intimate with our partners AND more love for ourselves this scandalous season. 

What the fuck are we doing??? life can feel so confusing especially when you aren't living life following your values and natural strengths. This weeks episode is all about not giving a shit, who cares if you completely change your plans, don't use your degree or if others think you're a complete loser. It's your life baby, live it.

Yellloooo I queefed in my morning yoga. On this episode we will be going over all the minor inconveniences in life and how Auja Smith might be a real life bully, a real life Karen. Starbucks increased their prices, BestBuy is still in business, and influencers are eye F*cking the camera??? Live life, breathe air!

BLOOD, GORE AND SEX?? This weeks episode Auja goes over how horrid it is to have a va-jay jay, how to properly wipe your butthole, and the perks of interacting with disgusting men. From shitting on someone's porch to why old people should simply stop running business's, this episode is ALL over the place. Sit back, slurp a latte, and enjoy

In this weeks episode, Auja wants her listeners to get to know their host. We explore digestive issues, some of Auja's background, and why you SHOULD NOT follow your doctor on Instagram. Auja gives tips on how to shit, ego boosting, and 101's on how to not be a broke bitch.