Brian is MIA this week, so Ron is flying solo! The vote for Speaker of the House turned into a new season of The Biggest Loser, but it still wasn't as embarrassing as George Santos. A 6-year-old shot his teacher, a DC homeowner shot and killed a 13-year-old, and a restaurant patron killed a robber. ('Murrica!) The mom of the Uvalde school shooter was arrested for death threats, the Steelers did an unfortunate on-field celebration, and the final GoFundMe perpetrator was sentenced! There was a lot of urine this week, as the President of South Sudan wet himself and an airline passenger peed on an elderly woman. We've got Celebrity Obits, a Death Pool controversy, and more!