This week: a Costco jealousy murder caught on camera, a Florida steakhouse serving dinner in the nude, a food bank pastor who'd rather starve his community than take help from LGBTQ allies, cops using license plate trackers to hunt for weed across state lines, Wingstop going cashless, the first mRNA flu vaccine gets approved under RFK Jr.'s watch, his doctor's "nearly orgasmic" poop claims, a fake hospital worker collecting your pills door-to-door, a NY police commissioner turned getaway driver for her gangbanger son, a lobster diving fight that turned into attempted murder, an Ohio mom who injected her hospitalized kid with feces and walked with probation, Miss North Carolina losing her crown over old tweets, OJ Simpson's forgotten prank show getting the documentary treatment, a QVC wig pitch gone very NSFW, and a Tour de France "bra-doping" scandal. It's all here — the weird, the dark, and the deeply unhinged news of the week.