Oh hey there, person scrolling down their podcast feed. It's us, your favorite Batman jokesters. If you like Batman, The Penguin, or that Batman kid's book with all the noise buttons, you're going to love this episode.

Colin starts us off with some history of one of Batman's greatest villains: The Penguin!

And THEN, Kieran recaps Batman: The Animated Series' "I've Got Batman In My Basement!" How fun.

We talk about Batman's weird history helping children, what writers often get wrong about kid characters, and (of course) how Harvey Bullock's terrible eating habits are ruining his life.

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WELL HEY THERE LITTLE BATMAN BABIES, it's us, with another podcast about a cartoon! Weeee!

This week we've got a recap of IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, or THE ONE WHERE BATMAN TAKES IT EASY ON ANOTHER RICH WHITE GUY.

Oh hello again, it us, your 3rd-favorite BTAS podcast. We're back this week recapping part 2 of Batman: The Animated Series' very special TWO-FACE 2-PARTER!

But before we get into the main course, Kieran starts us off with dessert (we are SO bad) and serves up some history of the Dark Knight's tragic half-scarred pal.

Then, we get into the recap, where we dig into the rules of Two-Face's coin flips, Rupert Thorne's obsession with two-themed puns, and Batman's irrational fear of twins.

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HEYYYYYY WE'RE BACK, BAT-NERDS!

After a little holiday break (take a listen to our BATMAN RETURNS Recap if you haven't already) we're returning with part one of the very good and fun TWO FACE 2-PARTER!

But don't be hasty, friends, because first, Kieran learns us all about Two-Face's more boring and law-abiding side, ol' Harvey Dent. We discuss Harvey's early history, and give our favorite actors to ever play Gotham's doomed DA.

And after a super-real ad read by Colin, Liam recaps part one of "TWO-FACE"!

Put it into your ears, it's what Batman would want. We also talk about what Harvey Bullock poops probably sound like.

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Well hey hot dang lookit here, a special magical Christmas episode of All The Batmans! Today, you can listen to us scream at each other about one of the best holiday films of all time, Tim Burton’s BATMAN RETURNS!  Don’t worry, it’s gentle, yuletide screaming.

Colin kicks us off with some history and background of the movie’s production (2:30) before taking a look at Tim Burton’s legacy (6:00).

Noble Kieran leads the recap of Batman Returns (17:00) and the guys discuss Penguin’s anti-Batman origin, some freaky real-world parallels, the incredible performances and scenes, and much, much more.

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Wowiieeeee lookit, we done did an Aquaman review.

We start by giving our initial thoughts on James Wan’s latest film (1:21) before Colin lays down some brief history of the King of Atlantis and also one of the orangiest superheroes around (3:00).

Then, the guys give some PRE-SPOILER takes and analysis (19:00) where they discuss blockbusters designed for an international audience, and how this movie compares to Iron Man and the Nolan Batman trilogy.

And then and then, the guys give their SPOILER takes on the film (46:44), where they discuss the comic bookiness of D.C.’s most recent release, performances by Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Nicole Kidman, and Patrick Wilson, and what might still be missing from Warner Bros’ superhero franchises.

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You’ve been CLAMORING for it, and now you’ve FINALLY got the Mayor Hill origin pod to listen to every night for the rest of your life.  ur wlcm.

But for reals, in this episode we recap the delightful 3rd Joker episode of Batman: The Animated Series…BE A CLOWN! In this one, Joker tries to blow up children and then later is creepy to one. 90s!

But before things get too creepy, Liam takes us on a magical journey into the origins of the most wonderfully corrupty, then whimsically incompetentful Mayor Hamilton Hill (2:30).

Then Kieran clears our PALLATES (sp? WHO CARES) with some super real ads (17:00).

Later, Colin holds out little boy hands and shows us how to swallow a sword as he recaps season 1, episode 9 of BTAS…BE A CLOWN! CAPS! (19:00).

We talk about some fun easter eggs in the episode, Batman’s evolving relationship with children, and lament for Mayor Hill’s poor, elderly indentured (sp? WHO CARES) servant, Franklin.

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This is so laaaate and it's all Liam's fault. But he's too proud to apologize, so we've suspended him until next Monday. Yr wlcm.

THIS WEEK! We're looking at season 1, episode 8 of Batman: The Animated Series...THE FORGOTTEN! Sorry, another week without a super villain, just a big fat guy who sounds like he always just finished drinking milk.

BUT FIRST! Colin takes us on the journey that is Batman's loyal butler, Alfred Pennyworth (4:00) and Liam reads a few very very real ads (34:00).

THEN! Kieran takes us on a break neck journey of THE FORGOTTEN, a very super fun episode of BTAS (36:00) that shows us Bruce's whimsical closet of disguises, his questionable concern for the homeless, and the long-running storytelling shorthand of fat bad guys.

We also did more Michael Caine impressions than normal, if you're into that.

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The guys drop some history and recap Episode 7, Season 1 of BTAS: P.O.V.! This is one of our favorite episodes of Batman: The Animated Series, and we have a blast recapping it.

But first, Colin regales us with a Question of the episode (you'll get it--2:50), before Kieran reveals the history and origins of our own Baby Meatsweats - Detective Harvey Bullock (3:40).

Then, Liam sets up the premise of the episode (16:40) and Colin reads some totally real ad copy (19:00).

After THAT STUFF, Liam recaps P.O.V. (21:00), discussing Bullock's trustworthiness, where that redheaded cop went after this, the glory that is Renee Montoya, and Ron Perlman's delightfully squishy face.

The guys finish off the episode with some final thoughts (58:00) and the legend of TableFace, blessed be he.

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The guys take you deep underground as they recap episode 6, season 1 of Batman: The Animated Series…THE UNDERDWELLERS!

So, ok, this is one of our least favorite episodes of BTAS, but hot dang was it fun to talk about. Liam kicks us off with some history of The Sewer King, including his brief comic appearance as well as possible inspirations for the character (4:00).

THEN! Kieran reveals why he’s all about GOTHAM X-TREME PETS and why you should be too (12:00)!

AND THEN! Colin recaps the episode (14:40) and discusses such dazzling topics as 90s struggles of animation studios, the thickening plot of Alfred and Bruce’s complicated relationship, how Batman’s solemn oath doesn’t extend to alligators, and much, much more.

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