We have a dinner date at Pizzeria Beddia, arguably one of the best pizza joints in Philadelphia, the country, and maybe even the world. But first, we kick back and catch up. Where have we been, what have we been watching, and what’s making us feel our elder millennial oats? Plus, we discuss the cult that is Philly Sports Fandom

It’s a long one but there’s a reason…it’s good shit! We met and became friends during our brief careers in the cannabis industry. While it might have seemed like a kush dream of a job, it was actually pretty sour, and not in a diesel way. Is medical cannabis always medical? Is your bud tender really that peppy and enthusiastic, or is it a job requirement to be high enough to be able to sell your cannabis naive grandmother something called Banana Puddintain? Between gripes about the cannabis industry environment, we get into safety, THC vs CBD, and why we just don’t know enough about all of the chemical compounds in cannabis yet to say why Grapefruit Durban is better for your ailments than Sour Garlic Cookies.

Signs, closure, delayed funeral, no funeral, puppy therapy and food. Ashley and Shirley talk about their initiations into the DDC. All dads die and whether it’s sudden or expected we think it always sucks. But we find ways to cope, laugh, and still feel them in our lives. We had no real plan for our first DDC episode, so we find ourselves talking about our initiations into the club. Are you in the club? the DDC will definitely be a topic we return to. Ask us anything and tell us what else you want to talk about!

Sit down with us while we rewatch a classic! Troop Beverly Hills- a light hearted romp about a dictator's daughter and her scout troop friends, trying to prove rich people really can do it all. How does this not lead to a brief rant on capitalism? We dissect the little details that now make us realize as adults why the Girls Scouts of America wanted no part of this movie, but personally, we'd rather be Wilderness Girls eating fondue under a cabana. This movie has it all, from killer fashions to life lessons. Throw on your fur and pack your Louis Vuitton duffels, because in the wilderness of life, you can never be too prepared!

In honor of us being one year and one month respectively from our surgeries we decided it was a good time to talk boobs and tubes. While recording we also realize its our one year of knowing each other! Ashley had a breast reduction a year ago and Shirley had her tubes removed a month and a half ago. In this episode we share our experience with these elective but in our opinions very necessary surgeries. We answer common questions, discuss our recoveries, and why we had them in the first place.

We put Christmas Vacation on in the background (on mute, obvi) and kicked off with a "Pilk" and cookie review! Then we review and talk about all the movies we've watched so far this season Spoiler alert! We talk about: Falling For Christmas, Nightmare Before Christmas, Home Alone 1 & 2, Christmas Vacation, Spirited, Christmas Story 1 & 2. It's a mostly lighthearted episode, but per usual, Shirley gets a little deep towards the end. Cheers! and Happy Fucking Holidays!

We discuss what we both love and hate about the holiday season and do some reminiscing along the way. We talk about what we're eating, what we're watching, and why we might not be celebrating with you. Fa La La La, Fuck This Shit! And in the words of Clark Griswald, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.

Welcome to a conversation with us! Our off the cuff intro to All the Random Things with Ashley and Shirley.