The other day, I saw a lady take a poop at my fave park and my life changed forever. Speaking of which, the Colorado Avalanche and their fans are three wins away from doing the most. Wow, that is truly incredible. Also, will Boston win game 6 and drag this series along? Nope.

The game is GROWING and so are our uhhh yenno, c**ks. Why? Because of Stiffs and their products. Use Beggsy at the checkout and save 30% on your order and get back to being the hard man you are. Anywho, the Stanley Cup Finals begins tonight & it really had us thinking about health, family, competitive nature, the moment, and how the game may see it's best Championship final in decades.

Oh Canada, Andrews Wiggins did that. He is the best. With all our son's commands. Is that the lyric? I dunno, anywho Andrew Wiggins did that. He put my country on the map with an outstanding performance in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Wayne Gretzky who? Marie-Philip Poulin did what now? Did she just move into second place in the all-time clutch list for Canadien athletes? i think she did and thanks to none other than the man we know and love, Maple Jordan. Ahh what a time. Also, how bout those Stanley Cup Finals? Oh they don't matter? Why? Andrew Wiggins. That's why. #GoBasketball

I think it's safe to say Lebron may not want Steph to win this championship. Why? Because legacy matters and there's only one #2 spot in the All-Time list. Oh, and the Stanley Cup Finals are beginning with the two best teams going at it. Who you got? The Tampa Bay Lightning or the Colorado Avalanche?

I have made the executive decision to cheer for Belgium in the World Cup of Soccer. Canada, your shenanigans have burnt this bridge. Y'all really going to play that card during this time of your tragectory? Nah, can't do it. Anywho, I gotta win. Speaking of winning, you can't spell Tampa Bay Lightning without winning.

Alright peeps. I'm mad. For real. I. Am. Mad. And I shouldn't be I mean f*ck, it's sunny over here on the west coast of Canada. Anywho, after Makar's performance thus far in the playoffs, it is safe to say the NHL has never been in better shape to explode. Look at the stars over there and look at those two spectacular stars over there. Cale Makar aka Bobby Orr and Connor McDavid aka Wayne Gretzky are back. And so is another gross scandal involving the sport and some of its players. Oh, and the NBA finals continues tonight!...Oh...I mean tomorrow.

Look, Basketball and I don't know each other very well and I'm out here saying the Draymond Green is more important than Steph Curry...why? Cause I don't watch basketball. Anywho, that dude is one entertaining son of a gun. Moving on, did the Rangers just lose the Eastern Conference Championship?

Yeah yeah yeah, we barely talked about sports today. The Oilers got kicked around last night and then kicked around some more.. Can Connor come back from this? Probably and probably not. Oh and is Beer Pong a sport? And if you had 10 bucks, who would you bet on. Hindu Kush Bhawan? Or Big Daddy Beggsy? Ahh, what a conversation.

I'll leave this here. Every bleeping second you spend time on someone else's dreams mother f*Ckaa you are not spending it on yours. Right? I know. Anywho, we talk about the Rangers possibly winning their first Stanley Cup since 1994. I mean sh*t, it's possible since they might have caught some Swagger for being those guys who did that to that goalie. We also chat about the 2nd Best Player in NHL History. Connor McDavid.

The other day, my pal told me to mentally prepare myself to last longer in bed and to stop uhhhh....panic-masturbating. IYKYK. Anywho, the Oilers suffered a game 1 loss to Nathan MacKinnon and the AVS but are still right where they usually are and that's with a chance to do the impossible thanks to the pace of Connor McDavid and that other dude named Leon.