In this episode we discuss committing spoilers against yourself by falling asleep, Doodle Bears, boys weaponizing Skydancers, 90s singers having perma frogs in their throats, how adults should never discuss kids having "soft lips", the death grip of the infinity scarf, whether this is the prototype for Lizzie Mguire, the various forms of bangs-based diseases, tragic dermaplaning accidents, whistleblowing about periods and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!