When the Crystal’s away the Cleaver will record with MJL from the Brutes and Slashers podcast! We mourn her absence then we cover the first three episodes of legendary anthology series Tales from the Crypt!

Crystal and Cleaver get their report card as they finish up the ABCs of Death ‘franchise’ with N-Z of Part 2. School’s Out, degenerates!

School’s back in session deviants as Crystal and Cleaver tackle A-M of the superior sequel to 2012’s ABCs of Death.

Crystal and Cleaver return for some extra curricular mayhem as they finish the uneven, fascinating 13 final shorts in The ABCs of Death!

Crystal and Cleaver learn their alphabet this week as they cover the first 13 segments in this audacious, divisive anthology!

Hit the trail to terror with Crystal and Cleaver as they run afoul of rascally gunslingers, vengeful native Americans, and more terrors that’ll make you declare “What in tarnation is a-goin on here?” Saddle up!

Crystal and Cleaver tackle arguably the best anthology since Creepshow as they find themselves surrounded by werewolves, zombie children, serial killing principals, and one little trick-or-treater who takes Halloween VERY seriously!

Crystal and Cleaver witness classic fairy tale tales filtered through a horny uncle. We have a werewolf, a telekinetic Goldi Lox, we have questionable babysitter choices, and we have some witches!

Crystal and Cleaver head into found footage territory with the first in the VHS series! GASP as the Succubus traps her prey! WINCE at the rampant blood on display!

Crystal and Cleaver navigate the eyeballs, alien hair implants, and a gas station hosted by a ghoulish coroner who looks an awful lot like the guy who directed Ghost of Mars.