This episode is all about The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies! We can summarize this movie in 7 words: five armies battle and Bilbo goes home. This week’s topics include dragon sickness, treasure and the disintegration of Thorin’s character.

This week’s hot take is that Thorin had every right to turn away the people of Laketown and the Mirkwood elves when they came for the treasure at Erebor.

We have this movie 3.4 out of 5 stars, check out this episode to find out why.

This episode is all about The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug! The topics for this week include: why we think Bombur is the most attractive dwarf, what’s Orlando Bloom doing in this movie and the feud between elves and dragons.

This week’s hot take is that Thorin’s journey to Erebor is pointless and they should have let the sleeping dragon lie.

We have this movie 3/5 stars, check out this episode to find out why.

We’re going on an adventure! This first episode is all about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. On this episode we discuss if expanding on a story and characters is how fans show respect or if it’s completely out of line with a classic story like The Hobbit. We also touch on dwarf make up and Gandalf’s use of moths.

This week’s hot take is Bilbo is completely unqualified and it was reckless of Gandalf to have him be the the burglar.

On this episode we discuss which Hallow we’d like to own, remorse leading to redemption and the secrets that Dumbledore and Snape kept hidden away.

This week’s hot take is that the house system at Hogwarts is toxic and should be changed.

All this and more on this week’s episode!

On this episode we discuss the ethicalness of the Slug Club, the minimization of Ginny’s role and luck potions!

This week’s hot take is that Hagrid and Arthur Weasley are better father figures than Sirius Black.

All this and more on this week’s episode!

Dementors, thestrals and Umbridge...oh my! Harry has quite a depressing year at Hogwarts. On this episode we discuss one of our most despised characters, Dumbledore ignoring Harry and the introduction of Luna!

This week’s hot take is that Cho is actually awesome and our perception of her is tainted by Harry’s lack of emotional intelligence.

All this and more on this week’s episode!

“HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!??” Dumbledore said calmly...yes, we discuss this line as well as House Elf Rights and Barty Crouch Jr’s seedy past.

This week’s hot take is about if the Ron and Hermione are toxic.

All this and more on this week’s episode!

On this week’s episode we discuss the use of dementors, fighting boggarts and time travel.

This week’s hot take is about Trewlawny. Is she legit or is she a fraud?

All this and more on this week’s episode!

On this week’s episode we follow Harry as he’s accused of being the Heir of Slytherin. We also solidify the opinion that Hagrid has questionable pet choices and gush over the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

This week’s Harry Potter Hot Take topic is about how Lockhart’s character is meant to reflect “Hollywood-fying” characters to sell them instead of trusting in the story’s worth itself.

All this and more on this week’s episode!

On this week’s episode we’re swept out of our dreary muggle existence and into the magical wizarding world of Harry Potter. We follow him through his first year at Hogwarts where we discover which wizarding families we should trust, learn about a three headed dog and save the Sorcerer’s Stone!

This week’s Harry Potter Hot Take topic is “Not all Bad wizards come from Slytherin”

All this and more on this week’s episode!