This week we're all victims at Almost Positive and it feels so good! The guys have a jam-packed episode filled with all sorts of light brown bodies in-studio. The show kicks off with best-friend of the show Jairo aka Jamal, aka Jerome, aka our friend David who brings us an unforgettable Destination Unknown. We also get a heaping dose of Gabby our expert in-house sociologist. And as if that wasn't enough flavor our friendly neighborhood witch, Emma joins us to hunt down pedophiles and shape-shifters.

At the top of the show there's an exploration of Black Lives Matter, defund the police, and the school to prison pipeline (Sir likes to call it the home to prison pipeline, but that's gonna take while to catch on). We learn natural skin care remedies, it comes to light that Reverse Flash might be a pedo, and we get an update about Lovely Peaches and her sexual goals, which naturally leads to a conversation about Flat Earth. The guys then make an important statement and begin to take actions to right their wrongs with Apology 2.0. The gentlemen and ladies get into the news, where we find out Kellogg's is racist, Ron Jeremy might, probably definitely be a sex offender and Chaz is over. As if that wasn't enough, apparently there was short-lived 30 year, state sponsored German child abuse study where old men and boys were the science. At some point the show devolves into a shouting battle of the sexes, reptile shape shifter talk, and it comes out that we're all victims just waiting for the chance to one day be Officer Chauvin.