Almost Positive

This week the guys are joined by Almost Positive conspiracy expert Klaus Neuhaus, who tells them about the Joe Biden body double and the first CIVD vaccine test patient. They are also joined by Evey Winters a trans woman and connoisseur of kindness (and hot sauces) who educates the gentlemen on biological sex, gender, and peanut butter pickle sandwiches. Last but not least the guys are joined by Jairo aka Jamal aka Tyrone aka Our Friend David, aka Ury and now aka Mr. Never On Time, who was not prepared for a Destination Unknown segment, instead, joining the gang with topics like, the current state of memes, and finding new music as one gets older. The gang also discusses Matthew McConaughey, Joe Biden's big plans for the nation, No-Nerf-Gun-Santa, and Shia Labeouf's psycho non-sense. 

This week the guys have Luis aka Dishwata, Layne, and Etti. They discuss Christmas date-rape song "Baby it's cold outside", perverts in wrestling, straight edge lifestyles, and the power of stickers to inspire the human spirit. The gang also shares some sad stories before getting into some hot video game talk, where we learn that after 6 months, Dishwata has yet to finish The Last Of Us 2 like he promised he would last time he was on the show. He also gives the audience some advice on how to make the hard PS5 or Xbox Series X decision. The guys also take some time to get to unravel the mystery that is Etti. In the news, it's the floppy Kraken, defund the police, and, yay, more women in politics!

This week the guys talk turkeys and post mortem boners. Sir shares his recent experience in Mexico, as well as a fact about turkeys, then Van shares his new word of the week. They are joined by author and returning guest Toby Nixon who teaches the gentlemen new words and shares a few stories that will leave you in a state of amused befuddlement. They are also joined by Ulysses, co-founder of RiseRevolt Clothing, who shares some new music he is working on with his new band End Path. They also play a round of India or Mexico before the news.

This week we have a social worker extravaganza! First, we have Miss A a local Chicago social worker who focuses on youth. Jairo, aka Tyrone, aka Jamal, our friend David, aya Hydro, aka Uri, who brings in some golden internet morsels! We have Tony B making his triumphant, he discusses the failed Illinois fair tax act. 

The gang discusses Sean Connery, the recent election results, open borders, guiding the youth through these tumultuous times, the school landscape with the added social dynamics of LGBTQ+ lifestyles, being a COVID tracker, Melanotan injections, rendering your food, vaginal steaming, Hegelian philosophy, the White House spiritual advisor, KKK costume apology eticate, Republican kitties, the Trump accountability act, and the victory over the war on drug in Oregon, and in the rest of the country

This week we have a special episode, The Almost Positive Great Debate: The Privilege Rainbow!

This week the guys are joined by cryptozoology experts Yakov and Klaus Neuhaus of the Skinwalker Tapes, who bring in a top 10 list of all the cryptids that matter. The gentlemen are also joined by Dotty Spartans, host of the I Spit in Your Mouth:

This week, in what can only be described as a sausage party, the guys are joined by future American politician, Tony B, who shares his insights on the fair tax. They are also joined by returning guest Andy who tell us about a traumatic event he survived as a child. As if this wasn't enough, published author and expert in the true nature of women Peter Nolan joints the gang to tell the story of Ogg, and how the matriarchy is the true oppressor of mankind. In the news they discuss the final debate, the Trump Tower Dangler, Hunter Biden’s lap top, Toobin's Zoom incident, as well as police brutality in Nigeria and a love letter from a Trump supporter to Biden supporters. If you have a girlfriend, have her skip this one, or play it for her and disagree vehemently!

This week, in yet another blatant disregard for social distancing the guys are joined by a gaggle of fascinating characters. At the top of the show, they are joined by local Chicago tattoo artists and power-couple, Nena and Keef. Also in-studio are Sir Rollington's barber Jon and one of his clients who came along for the ride (a diamond in the rough) Mauly. They discuss parenting, barber-life, college radio, the radical left, tattoo life, and why it takes to women to lead, apparently, one cant do the job (according to Mauly). Halfway through the show Jon and Mauly take off so that Mauly can get his hair cut, after which the gang is joined by Leo! They discuss films, politics, psychedelics, parenting some more, then Leo sends the gentlemen a very artistic picture of his balls, which we find out are very impressive. Then for the news, they dive deep into the Amy Coney Barrett hearings, the 25th amendment, Guliani's recent racist video, Trump and Biden's recent dueling town halls, the recent ban of Q Anon groups on Facebook, and Hunter Biden's laptop.

This week the guys are joined by Jairo, aka Jamal, aka Tyrone, aka Hydro, aka our friend David, aka Ury for another sexy Destination Unknown. They are also joined again by Steff, one of Sir Rollington's spicy Facebook friends with a great theory: Men Are Stupid! In the audience is also Steff's friend Abby, who chimes in with sprinkles of additional feminine insight.   BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! Almost Positive's first-ever Gen-Z guest Layne who was in-studio for some commentary about dating people with kids and she has a few profound questions for the room. The gang discusses dating etiquette, sex etiquette, and social media etiquette. They explore the fine line between creepy and persistent, truly a public service. The gentlemen get into the news where they go over the Vice Presidential Debate highlights, they learn there will be no second debate, hillbillies are kidnapping politicians and Donald Trump is a self-proclaimed perfect physical specimen. Then, for a Positive Note, the guys pay tribute to counterculture hero: Che Guevara.