Today's Almost Positive is our final testing phase episode. Essentially what people should expect, for better or worse. We discuss positive body image and the fact that Ken should also be made with different body types to be inclusive like Barbie. Van shares some lessons he learned from the Tiger King himself Joe Exotic. At some point, there’s a call made to a very grumpy and uncooperative Carlos Townsend, a long time friend of Van and Sir Rollington. Jamal aka Jarome, aka Jairo, calls in to share some enriching internet content in this week’s Destination Unknown. He brings is a movie review of the 2008 Korean disaster film “The Flu” where a gaggle of illegal immigrants sneak into Korea with a deadly disease. The gentlemen also take a quiz to find out with Christian Prophet Van is and what famous Illuminati person Sir is. He also shares a riveting article about a man who combated erectile dysfunction in the early 1099s by replacing men's’ testicles with goat testicles. Dial-up Daisy is compromised by a P.P.E. package received from Amazon. Jordan Peterson makes a shocking surprise appearance to respond to Sir Rollington’s teacher's critique of Peterson’s toxic masculinity. For some good news, we discuss Bernie’s campaign “suspension”. Before closing, we explore the positives of the quarantine including taking phone calls from work clients on podcasting equipment.