Almost Prepared

Almost Prepared

By Jamie Balogun and Victoria ZahacyNewsEntertainment News
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Almost Prepared episodes

  • Spicy chicken fingers and bad juju!

    Merry Christmas!! Victoria gives us an update on how her family's visit is going and what should Jamie bring to his family potluck? Would you be okay giving or receiving a used gift? There's a new website that will let you know if you made the naughty or nice list this year. You're not going to believe what this one woman is suing a company over. And would you pay for your kids to see Santa? Not get a photo, but just see him?!

    26 min
  • Mr. World Traveler and bagel bites!

    Jamie is FINALLY back from vacation and gives a run down of what's been going on the last couple weeks, while Victoria preps for her family coming to visit. A couple popular snacks are no longer available in Canada anymore! If you're not feeling the Christmas spirit, it's not just you! Would you prefer an alcohol free Christmas season? And what did you ask Santa for this year?!

    34 min
  • Snickers dick veins and Dippity Do!

    We have another round of listener questions and comments, and hopefully Victoria won't be offended by these ones! Besides social media, what app do you use the most on your phone? Is there a product that you love that changed their formula/brand? There's a new idea to make some extra cash off of your partner's skills. Can you spot the fake news articles? We have officially found the BEST random fact EVER!!! And have you put up your Christmas decorations now?!

    25 min
  • Petty arguments and a shit ton of garlic!

    What a week! We've officially been hit with winter, Cole has pink eye and Jamie is going to miss Black Friday this year! 77% of people have used Google to win an argument. There's a new university class devoted to all things Nicki Minaj. Do you think you can spot the fake news? What would you do if $750,000 was deposited in your account? And Jamie has added a new member to the family!!

    29 min
  • Hall pass and Eggonog!

    Victoria had a pretty terrible week after her whole family tested positive for COVID, and Jamie reveals how many trick or treaters stopped by the house for Halloween. Have you ever been dropped by a friend before? Netflix is REALLY trying to lose even more subscribers with their new tactics. Victoria is giving this dumb criminal his props. There's a new eggnog coming out that will probably disgust you, and one of us is going on ANOTHER vacation this year!!

    25 min
  • Apple peels and the dumpee!

    $17.99 for cheese?!?!?! What is the world coming too??? The cost of food has increased so much and we can't believe it!! Jamie shows off his new tattoo and he's obsessed! We go through the top 10 most passive aggressive phrases in the work place, and they're just as ridiculous as you'd think. Hocus Pocus 2 is causing a big problem in some households. WE DID IT, WE FOUND THE DUMBEST CRIMINAL EVER!! And we're in the Halloween spirit, will Victoria watch some scary movies this year?!

    27 min
  • Hobo chic and a plus sized model!

    We start off the show answering some burning listener questions, and Victoria is PISSED!! We go over our Thanksgivings and were there pickles on the table?! If you got $500 right now, what would you buy? We go over a list of things that were acceptable in 2002 that aren't anymore. Is having money issues a dating deal breaker? You're not gonna believe what this one guy married!! We FINALLY have Pokémon themed random facts, and we're having a Halloween contest!

    28 min
  • Big ol' glass of vodka and farting up a storm!

    Jamie finally had his housewarming/b-day party... did he survive?! And did people leave by 9pm?!  Thanksgiving is on the way and we go over our plans for the holiday. Are you a person who pays for delivery or picks up the items? We found a new trend on TikTok that actually works and will be great for your wallet. Rihanna is doing the halftime show for the super bowl, but who is an artist you wouldn't want to see perform?! A criminal has the most interesting hiding spot, and a good reason to not hold in your farts!

    28 min
  • Sex strike and beating a dead horse!

    Victoria has FINALLY gone back to work, and Jamie is FINALLY having his housewarming party! This week, we chat about our McDonald's order, and Victoria's is just ridiculous. PETA has a new idea to get men to switch to being vegan. Where is the strangest place that you've fallen asleep? We found the nicest landlord ever, the dumbest criminal ever, and 5 random snacks about sex, just because! And do you have photos of yourself in your house?!

    24 min
  • Circle of life and a half eaten apple!

    It's been a long, long, LONG time since our last episode, did you miss?! We're FINALLY back and catch up after our extended break. Victoria fills us in all everything that happened during her last trip and what was going on, including psychics, croissants, gall bladder and twins! How much do you give for a wedding gift? Do you think your workplace should allows pets? The top dating deal breaker for millennials will SHOCK you! We found a new dumb criminal who takes the award for being the dumbest, and did Jamie actually have his housewarming party?!

    29 min

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Take two friends, who live two VERY different lives, put them in front of a microphone and let the magic begin!! Jamie and Victoria chat about their relationships, friends, family and all the drama…

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