This week, I am talking vinyls baby! How do they work? Literally an unsolvable question that no one knows the answer to! What vinyls do I have in my arsenal and why are they so special to me? You’re about to find out!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Today I’m channeling my sadistic Gamemaker mindset and sharing my Hunger Games arena and Quarter Quell ideas! As a special treat, because I’m a generous host, I suggest a beautiful, new way to look at the world around you!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

What? No I definitely did NOT watch two episodes of Black Mirror and get absurdly terrified at the concept of technology advanced to the point where it can think for itself and mayhaps one day take control of us! Ok and what if that’s exactly what happened ten minutes before recording this episode? What would you do then? Sue me? You know ow what? Sure.

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

This week I would like to extend the HEARTIEST of welcomes to not just one but TWO very special guests! Who will those guests be? Well go ahead and watch to find out! I also catch y’all up to speed on the difference between dragons, wyverns, and wyrms, the current state of AAA video games, and how I’ve been seeing myself in a new, positively beautiful way. 

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

It's official everyone: Lady Gaga is the next guest celebrity in the fantastical world of Wizard101! Ok maybe not but I just think that would be darling! In this episode, I go over the MMORPG that changed my actual neural connections as a child, rank my top 4 Mayhem songs, and educate y'all on the beauty of instrumental music!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Have you ever wondered what happens after you die? Like every other person on this planet, we have all struggled with this existential question to which some people claim to know the answer. Well I hate to burst your bubble, but they are WRONG because in this episode, I figured out how the afterlife is run step-by-step (NOT CLICKBAIT)!!!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode, and all episodes to come! Go check him out at ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Don't PRETEND like you don't care about this episode cause I see right through you! Why do we play pretend? Why am I one of the few people that can acknowledge they pretend well into adulthood? Why does my wand flexibility seem like a read? All these questions are answered in this week's episode!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode (and all episodes to come)! Go check him out at ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=60c6b243-4f67-4b23-82ae-6fa1d60cee73⁠⁠

This episode has everything! Funko Pops, a passionate, hate-fueled speech against Groundhog's Day, and a Super Bowl Halftime Show that comes with a shocking twist you won't wanna miss!

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode (and all episodes to come)! Go check him out at ⁠https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

This episode is a DOOZY, so everyone sit down, shut up, and LOCK IN, as I UNLOCK my inner poetry analyst. We deep dive into the works of Edna St. Vincent Millay, including The Ballad of the Harp-Weaver and Renascence, and I explain how the latter poem made me see the face of God.

Special thanks to Ethan Funk for the FANTASTIC music at the beginning and end of this episode (and all episodes to come)! Go check him out at https://linktr.ee/afunkyboy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=60c6b243-4f67-4b23-82ae-6fa1d60cee73

Welcome to the first OFFICIAL episode of Alone In A Room! In this episode I discuss my goals for 2025 and those I have already accomplished, my thoughts on the 12-hour TikTok ban, and the American bouldering grading system. I also would like to welcome to the stage my brand new podcasting equipment! I only want the best for you guys, so I had to invest in myself and this show to really up that quality for y'all (and dear lord does it show)!