Aloreing

We are BACK campers after our much needed season break. We feel refreshed, renewed and READY to take a dive into different legends and lore from all around the world. And what better way to “Dive” back in than with the legend of the famous pirate lord, Black Beard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing what makes Black Beard the original short king pirate, the importance of safe sex, especially if you have 14+ wives, and why a pirate shirt is exactly what you need to spice up your love life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers If black beard is coming for your booty, let him and always strive to be the15th wife.

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Happy Holidays Campers! To celebrate this holly jolly season we have a lovely Christmas Tradition inspired episode just for you! This week both Kimmy and Ryan will be going over some different Christmas traditions around the world, a holiday poem written by Ryan, and a major announcement about the podcast. We hope you all enjoy this holiday special and remember campers, any cryptid can be a horny cryptid if you try hard enough and red flags look pink with rose colored glasses.. So wear them cryptid hunting.

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Hey Campers, we have a grinchy icon for this holiday episode. We will be discussing the origins and history surrounding the famous Mr. Grinch. Both Kimmy and Ryan will talk about how relatable the grinch truly is, why the Whos of Whovile are just the worst, and how we’d all sell a kidney for Miss Martha May. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Martha May’s ahugas can make your heart grow three sizes and hang to up mistletoes EVERYWHERE.. *wink wink*

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Hey Campers, we have a delightful mischievous yuletide topic for this week's episode. We will be discussing the holiday history and classic poem of the Yule Lads. Both Kimmy and Ryan start by making it very clear they can’t pronounce a single yule lad name, why milk straight from the tap is the best, and how the yule lads are the result of Gryla’s infidelity with the 7 dwarves. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers get it straight from the tap, and that it's just a prank bros... Oh..  and Gryla is definitely cheating on her husband.

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Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how hunting at large lobster lake or little lobster lake is all about preference, that the specter moose is just a zombie living its best life, and why creatures, much like your ex, will only reappear during mercury retrograde. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you get too close to the brown eye of the moose you might get pink eye, and some people like big lobster lake and some like little lobster lake and that's okay.

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Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the semi-sweet candy man came to be, what the deal is with dangerous Halloween candy and how this episode is dedicated to the bees. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Consensually summon your dates and stick it to the candy man with some home made honey.

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Hey Campers, despite us constantly talking about BG3 for 6 episodes this is a folklore and cryptid podcast and this week we have a creepily happy extraterrestrial for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings surrounding Indrid Cold, aka the smiling man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Ryan is yet again disappointed by the cryptid community’s photography skills, why Agatha longs for her past lover Mr. Cold, and how the smiling man really needs to work on his first impressions. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you are on a train of people and you see bigfoot don’t rely on the one guy with an iphone 4 to take the image and don’t shoot your visitors - we are looking at you Richard Nixon.

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Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees.

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Hey Campers, we have a deadly hide and seek champion for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Hidebehinds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how behind picked as the hidebehind's next victim is actually a compliment, why our listeners are safe from these deadly cryptids, and how you should ALWAYS avoid bears in the woodlands. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you really wanna get into intermittent fasting try only eating every seven years, and if the Hidebehind picks you, Slay Queen, Slay.

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Hey Campers, we will be discussing an evil protagonist- THAT ISN’T A PIRATE - in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Bluebeard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why many people, like Kimmy, think Bluebeard is a pirate, how curiosity and the patriarchy can literally get someone killed, and why you SHOULDN’T be murdering people.. like ever.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T MURDER PEOPLE, having a beard doesn’t inherently make you a good guy, and bring back bluebeard… the name not the person.

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