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Today I read the Sunday Chicago Tribune so you don’t have to. Here’s the gist of it.

Tune in for an update on 13 leading companies in the race for a COVID-19 vaccine.

Today we report on a luxury goods acquisition play options traders are all over.

All the markets were in the green today as we bounced back from the correction. Meanwhile there is good news on the virus front: the Lone Ranger solution as in “Who was that masked man? He is the one who’s still riding his horse.”

Find out what the futures market predicts for the Tuesday open.

Learn in 15 minutes what it took me a week of CNBC to glean.

In this episode we discuss a novel solution for a novel virus.

O day of mourning, O day of woe. The dreaded reckoning is here. Newbie traders are experiencing the agony of defeat for the first time. Will they shake it off and drive a recovery, or call Peter Francis Geraci and eschew equities?

Markets open higher, as they seem to do every day these days. Listen and find out why.