The Barbie Movie Trailer, Trans Legislation, the Morality and Ethics of Celebrity, Organized Religion, Millennials, and Famous Lesbians

Malea will literally not shut up about Harry Styles, Valentine's Day outfits, Gossip Girl Finale, technical difficulties, local celebrities, gay panic, annoying twinks, Kelsee's mom pressuring her to do drugs, and finally, our inevitable rise to fame. 

Midwife Superstar and loving mother Tiffany Hoffman joins us to discuss all the ways in which the patriarchy poisons the experiences of birthing people. 

Topics: Communication, saying “bro” un-ironically, the Kardashian/Jenner family tree, Elon Musk (obviously), Harry Styles (again), The Kit Connor Defense Squad, 1776 on Broadway, and Men™. 

Ft. Ally McCune. Harry Styles as usual, Lizzo's fat ass, men being disappointments, horror movies, Mormonism, slaying, serving cunt, NYPL's special, limited-edition Spider-Man library card.

We're gay. We like gay stuff, like cowboys. And yeah, sometimes Kelsee uses laundry detergent in our dishwasher. What can we say?

Suggested Topics: The Try Guys, homosexuality, Dave & Busters, Doctor Who, incest, drag queens, My Chemical Romance, and how Julia Fox copied Kelsee. 

Talking points: French toast, Lea Michele (again), socialism, Joe Keery, customer service, being a slave to capitalism, yoga.