Tag yourself: are you a Spoon-Licker or more of Meat-Hook? That’s a trick question - we’re all Sheepcoat Clod! Delaney and Rae dive deep into the spookiest of holiday lore. If you’re not wearing this years latest fashions, make sure you change before you listen lest ye be devoured by the Yule Cat.

We eat and talk shit! Delaney and Rae fry up some tasty Samin Nosrat chicken from Salt Fat Acid Heat and cast their dream Pride and Prejudice reboot. See if you can keep up with their blistering (Lee) pace.

Goosebumps abound! Is Rae’s dad actually a pioneer ghost? How many ghost stories from one building can Delaney dig out? How many times can two people imitate each other like two comedically stunted parrots? Find out!

The desperate attempt to escape Timothee Chalamet continues - much to Rae’s increasingly loud dismay. Thankfully, the Caesar salad makes up for the distress of the popular actor, and the load is lightened further by the descent into the Smooth and Buttery feedback loop.

Delaney and Rae cook a family recipe, dive deep into two gruesome murders (antique mysteries), and blaze the trail with a delicious Spanish wine. Listen closely in the last seconds to hear a noise of approval from our Tomager.

Delaney and Rae make a sacred offering to patron saint of iconique internet recipes Alison Roman, flip out over Raoul Julia and Angelica Huston, and enjoy an Upstreet classic.

Delaney and Rae pay tribute to Molly Baz with a delish meal, dive deep into the myth of vampire biteholes (and briefly lose themselves), talk their way through the adventure of a great Grady Hendrix read, and top it off with a spectacular scheurebe from Lightfoot and Wolfville.

Rae and Delaney discuss ✨a transitional stew ✨ and the best movies to watch for a cozy fall night.

Rae and Delaney overuse the abbreviation ‘che’ (try to count them, you can’t), unpack their former feelings for Armie Hammer, the Met Gala, Timothee Chalamet crouching on your chest, and sip some for real champagne.

Listen to the trailer for Already Salty, coming in two weeks!