Marriage – A great and wonderful thing. It’s something built on respect, love and communication. It’s something that must be carefully thought out and planned by sober adults in all seriousness.

…unless you’re these people and there’s not enough Nintendo references in the traditional wedding vows for your liking. Meet the folks on Offbeatbride.com, a collection of nerds and weirdos who truly have the making of a marriage that might make it a few months!

This time around, Extra Credit RSVPs “maybe” to a Juggernaut Lonely wedding.

with Amelia Blank, Shell Game, Turkeyvolume, and Sherman Tank

Edited by Shell Game 

Content provided by Shell Game

Cover art by Dr. Activisionary

Subject featured:

Offbeat Bride

WikiHow

hauntedtarotmagick.com

forum.venganza.org

Music used:

The Wedding Begins from the Super Paper Mario Soundtrack

Minnie the Moocher's Wedding Day by Cab Calloway