Taylor Swift. Singer, songwriter, trendsetter, jet-fuel burner, music-owner, sapphic icon…

Hm? What’s that? You say that Taylor Swift, performer of dozens of songs about the men she’s dated, isn’t queer?

Ha! Well, if her lyrics aren’t queer then… Well… Impossible. That would be cringe. Come celebrate the gayest American Songstress Reddit can think of on this, the most American of days. Or whenever you download it. This week, Extra Credit I only knew her a week before she went away.

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You ever wonder what a website is about?

Us too.

Elprehzleinn (which means Excellence is Just The Way It Is, so don’t get it twisted), aka https://mediazdesign.com, aka elprehzleinn.ca is a digital graphic design website run by JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn and Robyn Elprehzleinn aka Voon Muhn Rahn aka Justin (but that’s a different body). JorjeJj is one of those old school hippie artists that do bad 3-d rendering to make like… jewels and fairies and goddesses and shit. It’s only gotten better since the advent of “A.I. art” but all that is actually beside the point.

This document is an exploration of the amazing and beautiful story of JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn, Voon Muhn Rahn, and their predictions of the future that absolutely came true and allowed them to live their dreams as a massive(?) corporation(?) that involves people from all over the world and doesn’t sound like a rejected pitch for a Neil Breen movie don’t worry about it.

Come with us as we go “huh?” on a wild journey from 1988 to 2006 to 2008 to 2012 and it all started in 1989.

This week, Extra Credit believes its better to have no beliefs.

Have you ever had someone just start talking to you about the evils of sex and sexualism in society? How the filthy sexuals are continuing cycles of abuse and only think with their junk?

No?

That wouldn’t surprise us because the people at r/antisex are the most introverted liars on the planet, but you should just assume they were THINKING it really loudly at you when they were whining about being at a party.

r/antisex is a subreddit where people go to talk about abolishing sex, being sex-repulsed, being thinly-veiled Nazis, and espousing a W. Bush Era outlook on society. They also whine about how ace communities on reddit think they’re awful, their families call them crazy, and how porn is something they’ve absolutely seen and know what it is.

If you think that sounds like fun, well… We hate you.

If you think that sounds like hell, hon… We’re with you.

This week, Extra Credit is constantly dehumanizing everyone they look at all the time unless they’re in a committed, monogamous, legally recognized relationship.

Remember the Crying Lovers’ Forum where we read about dacryphilia, the fetish for crying?

Remember how sometimes we do a deep dive on a specific person because they just make us go “w-what?”

Well here’s your reminder! Amans Lacrimae and Lucky_Princess[some numbers] are having a dubiously consensual cry fetish rp that’s hundreds of posts long.

And we’re reading it. Yeah…

This week, Extra Credit’s thighs don’t jiggle because they’re firm and hard.

Hey all! Sorry for the delayed releases. Stuff’s coming.

For now here’s a short. It’s probably not for everyone. Maybe it’s for no one.

But it is voices reading dumb things that we recorded so… You’re welcome?

Sorry.

Despite what the posts we read from the internet would suggest, people on the internet sometimes actually read books.

Books that people care about.

Classics, if you will.

What’s a classic? Whatever’s tagged as classic on Goodreads, obviously!

Let’s figure out which some classics are much reviled by the sharp-minded, sharp-tongued folks over at Goodreads, and which are beloved for what is certainly a deep and correct reason. What do you mean the majority of these people have Harry Potter listed as their favorite books? Who would ever take notice of something like that? Ohohoho!

This week, Extra Credit wonder’s if Ye Olde Bois are worth it.

On the internet, we often find ourselves inundated with impressively bad erotica. But did you know that before the internet people were also bad at writing flirtation, foreplay, sex, and fetish play?

Okay, but did you know they were also GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Hommi Publishing is on a mission to catalog gay pulp romance novels from the latter half of the 20th century, seeing as much of it is lost to villainous fujoshi librarians and price-gouging ebay scoundrels who hoard these homosexual remnants of print media, and archiving them on the internet, complete with excerpts to entice and delight.

Real talk: This is actually a great mission.

Realer talk: It’s still funny to read bad romance prose.

This week, Extra Credit would never love a green, fanged, 123 year old vampire.

A day late, a dollar short, and two couch cushions bigger than before…

Fantasy Feeder is a place we’ve been to maybe once before. Or maybe twice if you’re from THAT loaf. But what’s important is that we never ever get full anymore so you may as well watch as our bellies grow comically large and our asses get really really tall all because some sinister uh… clerk at a store puts us in a dress that’s too small I guess?

This episode is about people who fetishize fatness so much they ruin other people’s day and self-esteem for their own gratification.

This week, Extra Credit doesn’t care if you don’t get our Homestar Runner references.

Synchronicity is apparently when something is almost but not quite a coincidence or something. Look it really doesn’t matter. What does matter is that when things happen it’s only because all things were destined to give me a tingly feeling in the back of my head. That’s why I go to reddit and tell everyone how freaky it is that sometimes I remember my dog.

Look, I dunno what to say about this one, it’s literally about nothing even within the context of the community r/synchronicity which seems to be a subreddit about nothing.

This week, Extra Credit’s alarm went off for American Spirit.

alt.horror.werewolves was once a place where Usenet members could post about werewolf movies. Then a bunch of furries took over and started talking exclusively about being werewolves. In order to get people to stop expecting discussion about horror movies and instead expect serious discussion about someday seeing the real them in the mirror and how lycanthrope and theriomorph are interchangeable or something, the new cool kids decided to put up a Frequently Asked Questions page to address all the times someone has asked “wait do you really think you’re a wolf?” or “hey why is this .horror and not .spirituality or something?”

The result is people in the late 90s and early 00s meeting up in Ohio to jump over fire.

This week, Extra Credit learns to were is human, to wolf divine.

Pictures from the 1995 Howl