Stuart combed cinematic history for visions of the future, then, like Ebeneezer Scrooge, demanded of his his co-hosts,""Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?" (Or, more Stu: "How likely are these predictions, dudes?")

Tonight is the SEASON FINALE of Flop TV Season 3! Tune in as we take on the granddaddy of "so bad it's good" cinema, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE! And if you miss it, your ticket lets you watch VOD thru the end of the month!

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But what of the VULGAR auteurs? We check in with Paul W.S. "The Other Paul Anderson" Anderson's latest "boy do I love my wife, Milla Jovavich" project, In the Lost Lands, based on some short stories by (checks notes) George R.R. Martin. Hmn. Wonder if Stu's ever heard of this guy.

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Wikipedia page for In the Lost Lands

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Elvis: That's the Way it Is (1970)

Stu: Sorry, Baby (2025)

Elliott: Bugonia (2025), Save the Green Planet (2003)

Dan quizzes his brothers in flop on the "cultural impact" of various films that made more than a billion bucks at the box office!

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You know the old adage -- dying is easy, briding is hard. Something like that. And if you're looking for a comedy that feels like dying, Bride Hard certainly fits the bill. There are plenty of talented, funny folks who were involved in this film, so we try hard to find some joy. Did we succeed? Take a listen.

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Wikipedia page for Bride Hard

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Marty Supreme (2025)

Stu: No Other Choice (2025)

Elliott: The Palm Beach Story (1942)

Elliott takes his co-hosts on a tour of properties entering the public domain this year, and leads a brainstorming session about how we might revamp or reboot them, now that we don't have to pay anyone for the privilege.

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Seventh time's the charm right? We discuss the commercial hit, but critical punching bag Jurassic World: Rebirth, the movie that presents a society that's bored of dinosaurs, and then makes a pretty good argument in favor of that boredom.

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OR, if you prefer to watch us from the comfort of your own home! TONIGHT on the day of release, 1/3, we'll be doing a new episode of Flop TV (tix here)! Tonight episode is on the 1967 mega-bomb DOCTOR DOLITTLE!

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Wikipedia page for Jurassic World: Rebirth

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)

Stu: Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)

Elliott: Being There (1979)

In this mini, Stuart attempts to explain the lore of Elden Ring to Dan and Elliott, despite the staunch resistance of his co-hosts.

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We're taking a short holiday break, but that doesn't mean YOU have to survive without a new episode! It means that we're giving you this live show, recorded at the lovely Sleeping Village in Chicago, IL, where we discuss the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog cop comedy(?) K-9! Everyone wins!

We’re coming back to San Francisco Sketchfest on January 25! Get tickets now! We’ll be discussing THE MASTER OF DISGUISE! Or if you prefer to watch us from the comfort of your own home: Flop TV Season 3 tix are ON SALE! The next episode is on DOCTOR DOLITTLE!

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Wikipedia page for K-9

We welcome Amber "Voice of Pam on Archer" Nash to the show for a little quiz about this year's slate of Hallmark holiday films, and what we think their plots might be. Check out Amber's podcast, RePhrasing: An Archer Rewatch Podcast, right on our own network, Maximum Fun!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year. Some might go so far as to call it the hap-happiest season of all. Why? Because we're rejoined by Alonso Duralde, one of the warmest most delightful film critics and podcasters in the world, for our annual bad holiday movie! That said, goddamn you Alonso for suggesting we watch The Christmas Martian. This... this... thing... oof. Just listen to the show.

We’re coming back to San Francisco Sketchfest on January 25! Get tickets now! And: BREAKING NEWS -- we'll be discussing THE MASTER OF DISGUISE!

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Wikipedia page for The Christmas Martian

Recommended in this episode:

Dan: PTU (2003)

Stu: Sentimental Value (2025), Sirāt (2025)

Elliott: The Baron of Arizona (1950)

Alonso Duralde: Rebuilding (2025), Train Dreams (2025)