Welcome to Altered State, where Zak Paine and Brad Zerbo dive into the week’s chaos, call out the absurdity, and somehow end up debating the best backyard chickens.

Three weeks into Trump’s return, the deep state is panicking, the CIA buyout has the swamp creatures scrambling, and Elon Musk is living rent-free in their heads. Meanwhile, DC’s meltdown is almost as entertaining as Brad’s passionate rant about gas station CBD.

Plus, did the Romans have electricity? Are blue eggs the superior breakfast choice? And why does every globalist sound like they’re auditioning for The Price Is Right? Buckle up—it’s a wild ride!