Alternative Facts from MWRcast

Alt fact of the day: The color orange didn't exist until Willy Wonka discovered the Oompa Loompas. Everything that is orange has a little bit of Oompa Loompas in it.

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Cats are good at bowling.

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Cats are good at bowling.

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When you are injured, nothing happens immediately. Your body waits until it is your birthday to suffer the damage.

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Everyone is named Gwen.

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You can't drown if you're singing.

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Bones are made of local businesses.

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Until 2 years of age, babies have a telepathic connection to the NASDAQ.

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Every grave robber starts out as a humble shovel lover.

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Every time Owen Wilson says "wow," an angel gets its wings.