This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  Some show changes, Tom's microphone is on the LEFT now.  It's Easter so chocolate is everywhere.  As always, Tom's mom is the best.  Nebraska's constitutional carry bill failed.  We try to figure out who the smartest rappers are but the internet actually isn't very helpful on that one.  Does D smoke more now or when he was younger.  Reefer madness was crazy.  Pitt party....I don't remember what that means but it's in my show notes......and more!

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This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  Nebraska spring game talk.  It was a 2-hand touch practice that wasn't super impressive.  Mostly we couldn't tell if the defense is looking good or the offense is looking bad.  Vet trips can get expensive quick.  Tom busts his ass, which used to be a rare occurrence.  D talks about his ancestry.com results, he's less white than he thought.  Tom's foot shape is African, according to the internet.  The slap heard round the world, you know the one....and more. 

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This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  Tom's parent's new camper is SICK.  And no, it doesn't count as camping anymore.  We spend probably way too long delicately explaining the male anatomy.  The pinch and roll takes practice, but it is fun.  Tom's horrible hula hoop accident.  Podcasting is really cool.  Our audience might not be huge, but it is international.  Tom's family might have been partying at D's family's bar back in the day.  Avian flu kickin' off.  Prison Thundercats.  We talk about our favorite, and least favorite, concerts.  D doesn't feel held back by having been to prison.  Tom feels like he wouldn't have amounted to much without the Marine Corps.  Is it true that everyone is related to Genghis Khan? (No, it's not) ....and more!  Thanks for listening!

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This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  The boys listen to Ghetto bird and it reminds D of his own helicopter story. Tom talks about his interactions with the police.  D's actually been let go by the police a few times, thanks to his handy dandy alias.  D talks about some questions his son had, which leads D to tell us about his biological dad.  Apparently Nebraska had an NBA team for a while, but we had to share it.  Tom noticed Afghanistan was less active in bad weather and asks D if that was true for police (it's not).  Speaking of, Afghanistan got WET.  D's secret to healthy skin.  Tom notes that black dudes he's met tend to be more skin care conscious than others, also they're the most entrepreneurial.  Barbers give facials and barber school has less to do with clippers than you think.

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Sorry, video-watchers.  Tom recorded his footage in slow-mo this week and fixing it in post isn't as easy as he thought...so you get to look at the logo for an hour. This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  Tom tried to flake on recording, but flaking on something else forced him to power through.  Even if you don't like Tool, seeing them live is pretty cool.  D talks about acid, Tom talks about how he's too scared to try acid.  Weed's different know than it used to be.  How many books did D read in prison?  If you're going to assault somebody, just do it.  Prison and Marine Corps cred checks are just about the same. Making your own tobacco.  Tom Brady's back already, and we've got thoughts. Hot take: people are more important than animals.  Tom talks about putting chicken nuggets on his cheeseburgers while D talks about how he never would have eaten that in his life.  And other stuff.  Thanks for listening!

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This week's episode includes but is not limited to:  Tom Playing hookie and being late to work daily.  D doing dad stuff.  Communicating with your kids has changed, but Tom wouldn't know.  Sometimes you have to be assertive.  Stranger danger and how to not get kidnapped.  The trick is to travel in packs.  D's grandma is our number one fan.  Tom thinks his grandma would probably try edibles, which reminds Tom about bad times with edibles.  Gran Truismo basically looks like real life now.

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NASCAR is supposed to be all caps, right? In this week's episode: We're not qualified to talk about the Ukraine situation, but we're gonna.  We think the presidency should have an age limit.  Ukraine's president is a badass.  D reminds Tom that Nebraska played a pretty big part in the civil war.  We learn about what Bleeding Kansas actually was.  Tom spills it all about his favorite guilty pleasure, True Blood.  How does the TV schedule work in prison, anyway?  D entertains the idea of driving a NASCAR for about 5 seconds before he realizes he doesn't want to do it anymore.  And, as always, loads of other stuff I can't remember while I'm writing this.  Thanks for listening!

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This episode includes but is not limited to: Tom got sick AGAIN.  Spraying groceries off with lysol.  Apparently there are white people, then there are people that happen to be white.  D makes Tom feel bad about enjoying the Super Bowl halftime show.  Eminem kneeling...in some sick shoes.  Mandela effects.  Has anyone else seen Shazam?  D's travel options are limited, but he doesn't care.  Tom's parens have officially upgraded to glampin'.  Tom gives some pretty serious life updates but finally takes accountability for sucking at editing the show on time.....and more!

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We're back!  This episode includes but is not limited to:  Tom tells a funny joke.  Brian Flores stuff.  Converse has been around way longer than Tom thought.  An interesting dude Tom's family used to know.  Are sneaker rentals cool...or kinda predatory? Tom asks the important questions about racism.  Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa's new album is nonstop bangers.  Janet Jackson's half time fiasco and D's childhood dreams fulfilled.  It's not illegal to own an elephant around here, D's looked into it.  Alcohol at Husker games...and lots of other stuff.

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Bear with me this week, I'm a little under the weather (not COVID, I checked).  This episode includes but is not limited to:  More issues from D's camera.  On the bright side, we're professionals and we hot swap to an exciting new camera angle about halfway through the episode.  Tom's got the sniffles and feels like it's enough to keep him home from work, not that that's a bad thing.  A fun fact about MLK and Anne Frank to give us some perspective.  Melatonin will either chill you out, or have you waking up all sweaty after a weird dream...Guess which one happens to D.  Sleep paralysis is weird but not that bad, in our experience.  There must not be anything that cool on the moon...minus the killer aliens.  The green M&M had her sex appeal taken away, and certain people are really, really upset about it.  And lots of other stuff!  I know we say "see ya next week" at the end of this one but that's just a thing we say.  Our 2 week break starts now!

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