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Really not the best idea you’ve ever had. But now’s your only chance.
Catwalk. Is. Life. What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of the paparazzi. I haven’t slept in four days, my toes are bloody, and I just inhaled a banana on the side of the street, but for those 60 seconds on the runway, everything is perfect.
Discovered in a shopping mall at 14? Hardly, babes. Well, Amber actually was. But this career, yes it’s a career, is a joy, a mess, mortifying, gratifying, and gone in a flash.
Amber gets real about her lip filler. I've never heard anything like this.
Who here has had a boyfriend tell them what plastic surgery they needed in order to be a 10? No one. Cool… yeah me neither.
This one time, you almost saw me on TV. You’d have loved me. But I guess we’ll never really know, seeing as I’m still on my couch watching all these other blokes have fun.
This ones for the days when the cubicle life ain’t looking so bad. What’s an IRA, you ask? Literally no idea, but a steady paycheck sounds badass as f***.
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