Am I Famous Yet?

After settling on SLAP GATE for about a week I would like to retract my statement last week on the matter. Another weekend and Boston and I'm reminded how men are lame and white people are rude. The only men who receive a temporary pass are foreign ones. OH AND IM GOING TO COLLEGE!

Truth be told I recorded this episode last week and I can barely remember what I talked about. I debrief my thoughts on the famous million dollar Chris Rock smack. Honestly it's a compliation of my hot takes. Friend-breakups, my first hate DM from a fan or possible ex. Also does anyone get PTSD from visiting places you'd been with people you now hate? Or is just me..

This week you hear first hand how I lose 4 boyfriends in one week, test my luck while gaslighting my way into a mans heart. Main character moments in Boston during St Pattys Day weekend and giving my input on ridiculous Reddit confessions. 

On this episode Vera relives her meaningful conversation with a mute man in an empanada shop at 3am. We will unpack the struggles of dating as a Russian woman during the rise of WW3 as well as dating a white man during Black History Month. A lovely guest appearance by soon to be college graduate Libby! Are you really best friends if they refuse to spit degree custody with you?

Vera's joined by her 9-5 companion Hannah to kiki about their steamy Valentine's day rendezvous. This touching holiday brings reflection on the many frogs kissed before their princes. Hannah reveals her secret to getting and keeping a man. And to celebrate Black History Month the girls honor black men with the Drip of the year award. 

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With the holidays just around the corner, I'm giving you the keys to the kingdom on how to secure yourself a lululemon filled Christmas. This mini episode full of advice on how to snag yourself a glucose daddy. If we are related this is satire and if you're my friend and fellow city girl fan this episode will be your holy grail. Enjoy xoxo Santa

Thought it was time I catch you all up in full on how I met my soon to be fiancé who's name I don't know. AKA FIRE DADDY! I deep dive a career path that's gained popularity this holiday season...panhandling. Time to self reflect and get the answer to the age old question. Do nice girls finish last?

Vera encourages more minorities to join equinox, while discouraging people to drink tequila before 11pm. Friend breakup's are hard but best done with a dramatic exit. Listen to her pitch on removing the first amendment!

Does the world really need another 20 something year old girl podcasting? Yes it does... IT NEEDS ME! Everyone is bored in the house and in the house bored so spice up your life and listen to me chat sh!t. YES I changed the name after making the trailer #perfectlyimperfect