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aden and ahmed ring in the new year. quaalude's destroy and open ahmed's mind in ways he will never recover from. no way around it, ahmed has a bad time in this one

this will be our last episode, we are going on a sabbatical, thanks for listening along as we grew up. we love our friends and family

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january 1st 2026

bk, nyc

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we stop by at global mall for our yearly check in. a lot has happened since the last episode. jm went dolo to the gates of hell, among other places, and made it back alive

2025 was a big year for both of us. let's see what 2026 has in store

december 27 2025

global mall, georgia

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last stop of the trip! we had our first walkout, new tats, rip gwen, we had good eats, we saw weapons, great beaches! I'm happy the trip happened, although at this point i became sad.

thanks for watching our balkans trip. we love our friends and family, they keep us going. I hope we have more trips soon but who knows, this might be the last of the last 10 links. life will hopefully improve for both of us, I believe it will happen. join us in madagascar 2026

love you, goodbye!

August 24 2025

athens, greece

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gwen joins us!! we get deep on some unprecedented shit and she calls out our BS. ahmed almost died swimming in this one, aden found out about smut, and gwen committed HIPPA violations. euro kino der toten, pack a punch. lovely time.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE SECOND HALF BEING DARK, AHMED WILL LITERALLY NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.

thanks for listening, i love everyone who is in my life so much, you keep me going. goodbye!

August 19 2025

dubrovnik, croatia

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it kind of seems like aden likes bojan and damir more than ahmed in this episode. they got into a scuffle over putting a towel into a bag. sahil's fault for picking this place and then not even showing up to the trip. ahmed needs to step up and plan the next trip tbh.

thanks for listening, i love everyone who is in my life so much, you keep me going. goodbye!

August 17 2025

split, croatia

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It was hot, who knew it got this hot? ahmed got coaxed into taking a spit of a shot by a security guard, aden and ahmed talked about what they would name our children, regular bro shit. RIP josip broz TITO

August 13 2025

belgrade, serbia

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this one is kind of a downer lol. sorry y'all, next pod will be better. aden keeps getting complimented on his curls and I keep getting pissed every time I see a couple on the street.

anyways... next episodes will bang. love you, bye

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July 5 2025

homer harris park, seattle

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end of the year recap, trip down memory lane, reflecting on our past, etc. 2025 plans? or is this foretold last 10th link?

we saved jack from the sun and finally let him shine in his own recap special of the trip. we get all the juicy gossip me and aden were hiding. will this be the last time we're all on the pod together? will first floor podcast ever make it past the ideation phase? will jack talk into the mic so we can hear him? a lot of questions in this one

we stopped by xunantunich to check out some mayan ruins. we went to the highest peak and saw the capabilities of society. we also left our producer jack on top of the ruins while we recorded this, he is recovering from possible sun damage, please pray for him.