Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

This is Episode 5 of Season 12. It's very late at night, several hours after our elderly protagonist, Helen, was brought in unconscious after an unfortunate collision. The hospital staff at A&E (that's Accident and Emergency for our non UK listeners) are now exhausted as they come to the end of a very long shift. While our elderly protagonist, Helen, is still drifting in her mind between trying to get to grips with her current situation, and having flashback memories of events from her earlier life.

You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen and Janey. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera.

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This is Episode 4 of Season 12. Helen is still unconscious, as far as the medical profession can detect, but she's keeping herself amused in her head. And getting very bored. Her daughter Janey and son-in-law Jonathan are also trying to keep their spirits up, while the medical staff have problems of their own to contend with.

You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey and the news announcer. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera. Much gratitude to our Patreon subscribers, who are receiving ad-free early access to all episodes. You can join them at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. Or just leave a one off donation to contribute towards our production costs. Thanks also to the team and fellow members at Fable and Folly for their support and encouragement. Thanks for listening, stay safe.

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Helen, as you've probably worked out for yourselves, has had an accident and is presently in a coma in the Accident and Emergency Dept, where the staff are trying to figure out who she is. Helen, in her head, is desperate to know where she is, while her daughter Janey is also desperate to find her mother, helped by Helen's neighbour, Jennifer.

The cast is:

Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Wendy Lap as Nurse Cassy, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Roy R Carruthers as Philip, John Warner as Jon Marsden, Erika Sanderson as Susie, and Flloyd Kennedy, as Janey, Jennifer, Ilse and Joey.

The musical themes are by John T La Barbera.

Thanks to our lovely supporters over at Patreon.com. You too are welcome to donate, or to become a regular subscriber with early access to all the episodes of the Season in one great big bingeable bundle.

Thanks also to the Fable and Folly network and fellow members of the network who are so supportive and encouraging. Thanks for listening, stay safe.

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Episode 2 of Season 12 continues with the mystery of whatever happened to Helen. Her neighbour Jennifer offers to help look for her, while Helen seems to be looking for herself.

Ferdie was played by Chris Roust, Charmian by Catherine Pip, Roy Carruthers was Tom the Paramedic. Wendy Lap played Lou the Paramedic, as well as Nurse Cassy and Mrs McMillan. Christopher McDougall played Dr Harold Godley and the policeman, Frances Broudie Oldridge was Nurse Freda. Helen as a child, and as a teenager was played by Kate Hanley-Corley, Thomas was played by Piyush Agarwal, and grownup Helen and Janey were played by me, Flloyd Kennedy.

The sound design is getting more complicated by the minute, but here's what I've managed: hospital emergency department was recorded by me at the Royal Liverpool, the cafe ambience was recorded at the Sweet Pea Cafe in West Kirkby. Road traffic, ambulance and police car sirens were recorded on Smithdown Road.

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The birds in Scene 8 were recorded by John Warner in his Brisbane garden. They include mynah birds , cockatiels and butcher birds.

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"Am I Old Yet?" Instead of our usual format of short stand-alone episodes in the life of Helen Docherty, Season 12 kicks off in the form of a 6-episode serial, so make sure you subscribe to receive each new episode as it drops. And if you'd like to support the production, you can do that at buymeacoffee.com/amIoldyet. Helen is 81 years old, and she's fed up with lots of things, especially the News, but an invitation to spend the evening with her daughter Janey is not to be turned down. Can she get down to the shops and back in time without running into any trouble? In this day and age? If you would like to listen to all 6 episodes in one Omnibus Edition, just head over to Patreon.com/amIoldyet to make a donation or to subscribe.

The cast is:

John Warner as Jon (that's Janey's husband), Patricia Gray as the shopkeeper, Erika Sanderson as Susie and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey, Jennifer and Joey. The music is by John T La Barbera.

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Hey there! Just to let you know I am beavering away recording, editing and creating the sound design for Season 12 "Am I Dead Yet?" (actually, that really a working title, haven't made any final decision yet...)

This season features the glorious vocal talents of some of your favourite AIOY actors, Christopher McDougall, Wendy Lap, Frances Broudie Oldridge, Roy R Carruthers, with newcomers Patricia Gray and Kate Hanley-Corley, as well as Flloyd Kennedy. Yep, me again.

It would be hugely appreciated if you can donate to our crowdfunding campaign - all the details, plus perks and merch available at https://crowdfundr.com/aioySeason12. Episodes will hopefully be available for release towards the end of November.

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"Return of the Bread" is a bonus episode which marks a departure for TMT, in that it is our first attempt at a crossover episode. Characters from our two podcasts, "Am I Old Yet?" and "Baked Off! Live Laugh Loaves!" meet up in Helen's favourite Cheese Shop Cafe in south London, where cafe owner Ilse is getting ready for the lunch time trade. It's been a quiet morning so far, but things are about to hot up when the participants of Caroline's online cookery class arrive from various parts of the United Kingdom to meet up with their tutor Margot, who is about to fly in from Australia for a visit.

You heard, in order of appearance:

Flloyd Kennedy as Ilse, Helen and Margot; Wendy Lap as Rosemary and Katie; Erika Sanderson as Susie and Juliana; Andrea Richardson as Caroline, Christopher McDougall as Duncan, Karim Kronfli as Pierre and Roy R Carruthers as Freddie. The music was by John T La Barbera, and the script and production design was by Flloyd Kennedy.

Season 12 will begin to drop at the end of this month. And if you would care to support our production costs, please consider donating or subscribing at buymeacoffee.com/amIoldyet. Thanks for listening. Stay safe.

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My contribution to the Halloween madness that's all around us. A story old as time and still about to come true. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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I'm now half way through production of Season 12, which I hope to begin releasing to you by the end of November. In the meantime, here is a bonus for you. It's a recording of a poem I wrote a couple of years ago, inspired by a painting by my then 14 year old granddaughter, Natalie Kennedy. It was performed earlier this year at an event in Liverpool involving poets and jazz musicians improvising along with them. So many people came up after the performance and asked if there was a recording of it, that I decided to go ahead and make one. So Pablo Sonaillon (double bass), Alex McDowall (guitar) and I headed to Crosstown Studios where the fabulous Jon Lawton recorded and mixed it for us. I do hope you enjoy it.

Our crowdfunding campaign to raise the funds to pay the professional voice actors for Season 12 can be reached at https://crowdfundr.com/aioySeason12. If you've been enjoying the show, I hope you appreciate just how wonderful these artists are, and how grateful we all are that they've been providing many voices over the past 4 years voluntarily. Just because they love the podcast. We'll be most grateful if you can donate, and also, if you would share the link as far and wide as you can. Thank you.

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Hey there! Just to let you know I am beavering away recording, editing and creating the sound design for Season 12 "Am I Dead Yet?" (actually, that really a working title, haven't made any final decision yet...)

This season features the glorious vocal talents of some of your favourite AIOY actors, Christopher McDougall, Wendy Lap, Frances Broudie Oldridge, Roy R Carruthers, with newcomers Patricia Gray and Kate Hanley-Corley, as well as Flloyd Kennedy. Yep, me again.

It would be hugely appreciated if you can donate to our crowdfunding campaign - all the details, plus perks and merch available at https://crowdfundr.com/aioySeason12. Episodes will hopefully be available for release towards the end of November.

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