Amateur-Ass Podcast

One microphone! One room! Two amateur-ass people! Claire lives in Indianapolis now AND Rashida's internet went out, so fate would have it that the two friends would record haphazardly in Claire's messy, still-packed up house! With minimal edits, minimal effort, and maximum fun, listen in on the first time these two see each other IN PERSON in over a year! Hot damn, it's Episode 13!!

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Niche niche niche! This episode is Nichey Nash. It's all Stranger Things Season Four Volume One (wow that's a long title) spoilers, opinions, and shit-shootin'. R & C discuss their top and bottom five characters and wax poetic about, of course, 80s nostalgia. See you at the mall food court!

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

There are no more Mexican pizzas in the back of Taco Bell. There is no "back" at Taco Bell.  

Also: Rashida and Claire talk about what true allyship looks like, especially in the face of a f*ck-up with personal connections. This is a half-and-halfer, pals! Half Mexican Pizza, Half Real Talk. Get you some tasty episode 11.

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Did you know this entire podcast is just chatting? Today, the women double-down and don't cover anything heavy; this one is all gravy. Claire and Rashida get down to the nitty gritty on camping, useless skills, and of course, nostalgic music. Kick back and let the ladies hang out in your backseat, filling time and space with idle chatter. Ep 10, baby!

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Okay pals, it's a half-and-halfer! Half tough stuff (oooof Texas) and half retro music vibes (oooooof R&B Horoscope Songs.) Claire and Rashida discuss the ins and outs of the stupid housing market, the loss of faith in leadership (yikes bikes), and Claire has  a real-time sense memory of a pop song of her childhood. Sweet George Foreman, it's episode nine!

Music:
"Slow Jam" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

"Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: [email protected].

Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

In Episode 8, your hosts discuss feelings, per usual. This time, those feelings run the gamut between the celebration of being called "to the tent", making space for sadness, and when your boobs are too big to fit into a mascot costume. Really, they cover it all in the span of an hour. As always, Rashida and Claire embrace the art of the imperfect conversation and remain proud amateurs who are very into their friendship. 

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Fair warning: this is an evening recording session. The ladies enjoy a nightcap while they work. It begets a lot of talk about a lot of nothing. Except it's also everything you need to know about prunes, New York, and of course, Billy Ocean. Hey (hey) You (you)! Get out of their dreams, get into their podcast. 

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire and Rashida discuss the absolute bullsh*t that's happening in the government.  America needs a good solid summer camp. Things might get heavy, but the women still leave room for some wheezy laughing. Everything is stupid!!

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Rashida brags hard about her whistling skills. Does she deliver? The ladies brag hard about their husbands (mostly), talk about their old days working together, and tie it all together with general cackling. With alternating episodes of deep talk and cheap talk, this one's a casual listen that make you want to watch Andy Griffith.

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Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's Episode Four! But don't be fooled; Rashida and Claire still mess up a ton. Despite connection issues (hello, AMATEUR!)  they also talk about bodies and anti-fat bias, something near and dear to their hearts. Come hang for bit and maybe learn something too! Maybe.

Music this ep:
"Celebration" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
and
"Quirky Dog" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: [email protected].

Music:
"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)