Sweet, old-fashioned ghosts Nelson and Evelyn Chumsky are aghast when a porn queen and her sleazy husband move into their home, and try to scare the raunchy new residents away.

Jonathan Quick (Mark Hamill), the bane of his rustic parents' existence, takes an ancient tree troll's advice to pack up his treasured comic-book collection and follow his heart. 

Based on a true story, in 1934, a couple of South Bronx barflies try to kill drunk Mike Malloy for his insurance money and find they're tangling with much more than they bargained for.

A short war adventure in black and white starring Charlie Sheen this week on Amazeballs!