Well, Jeff Bezos has finally done it; he has cured mental disorders. That's right, all of them. How? With two day shipping of course, and all for the low, low price of...just shut the hell up and get in the closet already! The big executives at Amazon have been working round the clock to give you a safe space for your next mental crisis. That's right, if you work at Amazon, which no one really wants to do, but many people are being forced to do because boomer politicians produce quality jobs like horses produce quality dung. Doesn't that just sound amazing? I mean, just think of it, you too can run inside a cube and beg for mercy while some crazed billionaire toys with your emotions; it's like the movie Saw, but this time you are playing the game! This is all super fun technological stuff folks. We should all be in awe of the innovative genius that surely went into coming up with this. Word has it there are even fancy cool digital technologies included; that's right, your very own computerized psychotherapist! Because who needs a real human being to understand you when you could just talk to a computer screen? Hopefully it can prescribe medication; then you will never have to make physical contact with anyone, just like the boys in corporate always wanted. Seriously though, how freaking creepy is this! Is Jeff Bezos Jigsaw or something? What the hell dude? Who thinks of such idiotic ideas? And how much did this failure of an idea cost to make? How many hours were wasted coming up with this white nonsense? How much money was spent? The very thought of it proves my point about the wealthier classes. Sure, they may be rich, but the intelligence just is not there. Only in America could money be wasted in such grandiose fashion. This was essentially a pep talk in a box, except without the pep because it was all done by a damn computer. How much more impersonal can you possible get? You may as well start herding employees in like cattle and allowing them to graze in the field during lunch for crying out loud. Do billionaires believe that mental health issues are like demons that can be extracted with various prayers? Perhaps there is a mental health exorcist in one of the computer programs in this mental health cubicle. Shut yourself in a room and all your worries will soon go away. Sage advice, if you are someone who is dealing with prisoners of war. Why is this even allowed to happen? Shouldn't there be procedures in place to prevent stoned billionaires from showering us with their idiotic side hobbies. Yes Jeff, we know that you could probably help people with mental problems; you have enough money after all. But is this really the way you want to do it? Can't you just give some money to a homeless shelter or something? Anything normal would be fine pal. This has to be the worst age for worker improvements to be occurring. Every time you tell one of these tech giants to do something human they throw a robot at you. "Sorry, humanity does not compute! Does not compute!" I wonder if they can give you artificially intelligent lobotomies, maybe some eletro shock therapy. Hell, why no? We're already half way there at this point. It sounds like a billion dollar idea. Shut the workers up so you can have another billion dropped in your lap. That is the Amazon way! This is a freaking clown show. All I do in this episode is hate on Jeff Bezos, Amazon and this whole ignorant response to mental health, as if it is some blemish that one can just wipe away. But that is what everything must be to an elitist pig like Bezos. You certainly will not find me lining up for this new cure. Thankfully, after much bad press, Amazon has eliminated the program, for now anyway. The miracle mental health phone booths are currently being used to deal with consumers who return items too frequently. Perhaps a bit of time in the Bezos space tube will teach you a lesson about returning a latex thong the night after Furcon. Do you want to play a game?