I discovered a new genre of porn fetishizing tall women, so I had to get comedian, podcast host, and self proclaimed "giraffe" Katie Kusiciel on to let her know she has other career options. Does anyone even read these things? Sometimes it feels like I could put my bank account info here and no one would care. Also probably because there's no money in it. Anyway, Katie talks about why she doesn't write dirty material, stemming back to taking etiquette classes when she was younger and I couldn't ask enough questions about what that was like. Then we get distracted by my creepy neighbor watching us and I talk about a murder that happened outside the studio… apartment, which leads to us exchanging stories of inappropriately naked men.

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