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Another weird one this week, as artist/fashion designer Blake McDaniel and the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea join me for a type of porn I assure you I was completely unaware of: Giantess porn. Giant woman, puny man, what's not to both love and be confused by? Obviously we start by breaking down the world of the Matt Damon film Downsizing, then watch some of the strangest videos in podcast history. Lots of good laughs. Enjoy.

 

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Pod favorite Andrea Perez-Acosta is back to watch some alien porn and discuss all that's going on with the viral Area 51 Raid. Before we get into the hot-hot deets, we are both taken aback by a really weird and disgusting E.T. Porn. Once we shake that off, we dive into the Area 51 Raid and all the stuff surrounding that. We talk about the likelihood of aliens, conspiracy theories, then give a play by play breakdown of the most recent Disneyland fight aka "The Toontown Brawl." Finally, we answer the most important question: would you fuck an alien?

 

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This one's short and sweet, just like the name, to make up for the lack of episode yesterday. My girlfriend is back to watch some quickie videos with me. We start off with an exciting announcement and then discuss popular quickie locations. Then we talk about things we don't understand about each other, specifically for me why she watches mukbang videos. What else can I say it's a cute little episode.

 

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Wow, what a fun romp we go on this week, as I am joined by former Super Deluxe director and current founder of the People's Collective Malik McCrea and rapper Jon Quest to watch some karate porn! In TWO podcast firsts, we watch our first foot fetish video and first cuck video! We also talk about buying used underwear and Malik tells us about growing up in Germany. Then stick around for one of the best porn lightning rounds in a while, from Martin Luther King watching Malik masturbate to another embarrassing story of getting caught by my parents from childhood.

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Well hello lovebirds, it has been long requested that I have my girlfriend on the pod and what better time than on Valentine's Day to do it? We watch some Valentine's Day theme videos, which gets us discussing the logic behind buying your boyfriend a sex doll. Then we get into the nitty-gritty of our relationship by answering an anniversary questionnaire I found on the internet. Y'all wanted a look behind the curtain at our relationship and you got it! We talk about the highs and lows of our relationship and what annoys us about each other. We also talk about our cultural differences, her being a Hispanic Catholic and me being Jewish. A really funny and lovely episode I'm excited for you all to hear it.

 

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It's fight night baby. The grudge match of the century. Jew VS German in a no hold's bar fight to the death. In other words, I have German actor Cem Tuncay (NCIS: LA & Lethal Weapon) on the pod to watch the one thing our peoples' history has in common: nazis. Cem answers a lot of my questions about Germany including how is the Holocaust referenced there? Are Germans really as kinky and sexual as they're stereotyped to be? And so much more.

 

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In one of the weirdest episodes yet, I watch DJ porn with DJ Angel Ramirez, who DJs under the names DJ 187 Moochie & DJ Champagne Bukkake, and rapper Jon Quest. Angel tells her craziest tinder story, so you know that's always fun. You can tell this episode was recorded a week ago because we talk about Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson, which somehow leads to us talking about what indicates a guy has a big penis, as well as Louie CK/Sarah Silverman, which leads us into a lengthy conversation about masturbating in front of your partner. Then, I share two traumatic stories from my childhood that I didn't even realize were related to that topic. Oh yeah, then Angel and Jon share stories about threesomes and group sex. 

 

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Ladies, gentlemen, neither, and both, this week on the pod I'm watching queer porn with writer and activist Jack Qu'emi as well as musician and white knight Bronson Young. Jack is vocal about the Latinx movement to gender-neutralize the Spanish language, so we talk about that. Jack also identifies as non-binary, so I ask about the journey that led up to that realization and how their family reacted. Finally, we talk about non-monogamous relationships and if/how they could work, which leads to Jack revealing they went to an orgy before! And I couldn't have more questions about that. Also another very erotic episode of the least erotic podcast about porn.

 

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The long awaited, the long requested, the long overdue Kim Kardashian episode is here, and I watch Ray J's directorial debut with rapper and frequent Super Deluxe collaborator Jon Quest, here to promote his new EP out now called "The Girl Tape." I feel like we really talk about everything here from the Ray J hat thing to the impact the sex tape had on our lives and when we first saw it. Then JON FREESTYLES OVER THE INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING OVER THE KIM K/RAY J SEX TAPE. That's gotta be a first. Jon and I also talk about our own ventures into homemade sex tapes, and so much more!

 

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The long awaited, the long requested, the long overdue Kim Kardashian episode is here, and I watch Ray J's directorial debut with rapper and frequent Super Deluxe collaborator Jon Quest, here to promote his new EP out now called "The Girl Tape." I feel like we really talk about everything here from the Ray J hat thing to the impact the sex tape had on our lives and when we first saw it. Then JON FREESTYLES OVER THE INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING OVER THE KIM K/RAY J SEX TAPE. That's gotta be a first. Jon and I also talk about our own ventures into homemade sex tapes, and so much more!

 

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