Can We Talk First?

Much like Kid Cudi, I'm rolling solo dolo this week on the pod. It was suggested by multiple listeners that I try watching solo porn by myself, and since it seemed easier than booking a guest, I was all in. I dive deep into analyzing the first video, then answer listener submitted questions, including if I ever heard other people watching porn (wherein I say arguably one of the most progressive and forward thinking statements of all time), how my girlfriend feels about me doing the podcast, who I would watch have sex if I had the choice, and the question that kept me up at night: What is the least porn thing I ever jerked off to? Listen to hear me have multiple existential crisis about why I'm doing this

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This week, I'm watching some porn about brides with Andrea Perez-Acosta. She's a bit of a bride expert, as her wedding featured two brides. She's married to a woman! Anyway, we talk about her unorthodox wedding, why Andrea doesn't watch lesbian porn, the science of scissoring, and prenups. Then we get into why she decided to get married at such a young age, which leads to a pretty conversation about cheating on her wife before they get married, and the journey they went through to recover. Your boy still got jokes though, don't worry. And finally we wrap things up by talking about sex dungeons, and what to do with your sex dungeon once you have kids!

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We're going old school on the pod, to a time when porn mustaches were just called mustaches, because this week I'm watching vintage porn with the host with the most (shows) James Lott Jr! He hosts on AfterBuzz TV, Black Hollywood Live, and he's also a life coach, as well as even more things I don't have the patience to type. After the first video James talks about his best friend becoming his father's third wife (out of six?!). James drops that he knows Craig of Craigslist, and then I ask about how someone becomes a life coach and what exactly a life coach does. Then, James gives some hosting advice  and later mentions that he took the Scientology test when he was younger, and I ask him all about that process. Finally, James has the most racist "worst porn he's ever seen" answer yet! Sometimes it feels like I'm writing too much in these descriptions.

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That’s right, we're hitting all the holidays here on Can We Talk First? Which is why I've recruited stand up comedian and resident mom expert Becca Greenberg to watch some porn set on Mother's Day. Becca's got two moms, which I assume makes Mother's Day Christmas to her family. We talk about my fear of massages, which surprisingly leads to why I deleted my first Snapchat. Becca talks about growing up with two moms, then we both discuss sexual education in schools. From our combined three moms, we wish you all a Happy Mother's Day!

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¡This week is a very special episode, as the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and the claw machine bad boy David Garcia join me to get drunk and watch some porn set on Cinco de Mayo! It was all David's idea. During the first video we're downing tequila shots and getting incredibly off track, talking about pretty much everything but the video, including porn marriages, baptisms vs circumcisions, implants, and Marc Maron. I had to cut the first recording short to handle some bidness, so we regroup with some micheladas and discuss the side effects of doing 8 shots of tequila in an hour. We also actually discuss Cinco de Mayo, as well as Canelo Álvarez, and gas station dick pills. All around one of, if not THE most fun episode to date.

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Bit of a touchy subject this week as I watch Muslim porn with hip-hop and electro-pop producer/engineer Najeeb Jones aka Godchild. We're just a Jew and a Muslim talking about porn in religious harmony. We compare Judaism to Islam, where I learn a little bit about Islamic cuisine and Najeeb learns the secret behind Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. Najeeb's family is from Kuwait, so after the porn we talk about what that's like, how it is for women there, as well as fun things to do. Would the country next to Iraq make a good vacation spot? Listen and find out. Also, I share some more embarrassing stories, then during the lightning round Najeeb and I bond over having both seen the same first porn, and finally delve into some brief talk about bestiality.

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Got that loud? Cause we're celebrating 4/20 here on the podcast with guest, animator and long time friend, Jackie Bauwens! We get in the holiday spirit and watch some porn with weed in it. I ask Jackie about the first time she got high, which somehow leads to me telling one of my worst tinder date stories, which then somehow leads into Jackie and I remembering an app we found back in college where a girl I hooked up with anonymously rated me. I pull up the app and we can't stop laughing as we break down my ratings. Then, I ask her about the animation process and working as the animation director on the Lucas Bros Netflix special. Oh, and stick around for the temporarily named porn lighting round, because Jackie somehow flips it on me, and I share two embarassing stories of getting caught watching porn.

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Comedian Rita Lee is on the podcast this week and wow, she's lived a hell of a life. From being a former Miss Chicago, to being a stripper, to being a Las Vegas Showgirl, needless to say we have a lot to talk about. On top of those many careers, she's also a real estate agent, so this week we're watching real estate agent porn. We talk about one of the strangest beauty pageants she's been in and working a D.A.R.E. event as Miss Chicago. Then we get into how she started stripping and the celebrity encounters she's had at the strip club including Suge Knight and a mystery one that you could guess if you know a thing or two about celebrity fetishes.

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This week on the podcast I'm joined by Chef Stuart to critique what shitty chefs porn stars make. After, I ask if he can separate his chef brain when he goes out to eat, and ask if he's a better chef than my mom. He gives some cooking tips and we talk about what culinary school is like. Then, we take a quick bathroom break and I lose the second half of the podcast, so our good friend the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea steps in to watch the absolutely repulsive second video. During which, we have probably one of my favorite conversations about genies, and then we reveal some things to come on the podcast.

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