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- Rappers 2 with Najeeb JonesIT'S MAKE A PORNO TIME. You'll get that reference after you listen to the episode. Anyway, music producer/engineer Najeeb Jones aka Godchild is back to watch some rapper porn videos. We discuss my brief attempt at a rap career, then get into the merits of becoming a porn rapper. Najeeb reveals one of the worst things he's ever done dating all the way back in kindergarten, and I reveal one of my most impressive badges of honor to date. Also, Najeeb's Muslim, and he tells the story of when his girlfriend's pastor father tried to convert him to Christianity. Listen to the end of the podcast to find out how to win a free t-shirt!Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandonOr on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thankbrandonSubmit videos, suggestions, feedback, or just about anything to [email protected]1 hr 7 min
- Wild Card Episode with Sal DiAndreaThis week, the unofficial cohost of the pod: the synth-pop bad boy himself, Sal DiAndrea returns for a special Wild Card episode, where Sal takes a look at my porn archives to pick out random videos I had saved to use in future episodes, based solely on the couple words I wrote about them in an attempt to remind me what they are about. In between, Sal and I reveal the worst things each of us has done. His includes getting arrested outside the Pepsi Center and mine involves a middle school love triangle. We also briefly talk ASMR. Then during the final video, we get into a heated argument about post facial etiquette.Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandonOr on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thankbrandonSubmit videos, suggestions, feedback, or just about anything to [email protected]1 hr 4 min
- Musicians with Simon Cardoza
My guest this week is the lead singer for the band Midnight Cities, Simon Cardoza! He's a musician, so we're watching some musician porn, and it's a real fun one. Simon used to be a videographer for a Cam Girl site, so he dishes a little about that and the behind the scenes world of Cam Girls. Then I ask Simon about his time working at TMZ and accosting celebrities on the street, where he tells stories about Samuel L. Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone!
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1 hr 11 min - 32: Listener Submissions with David GarciaWhat could have been a fun-loving episode where podcast favorite David Garcia and I watch listener submitted videos turned into one of the most controversial episodes yet, so I'd like to extend a big fuck you to the people who submitted these videos. It's a truly crazy episode. David talks about what pregnancy sex is like and reveals his sexual badge of honor, which takes us on a whirlwind adventure involving a legitimately crazy person. We also watch our FIRST GAY PORN! But what really makes this episode is in the final moments where we discuss porn's role in sexual education, and what that means they should depict in their videos.Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandonFollow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/canwetalkfirstFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thankbrandonSubmit videos or topics for me to roast and overanalyze on the podcast by sending them to [email protected]1 hr 13 min
- Listener Submissions with David Garcia
What could have been a fun-loving episode where podcast favorite David Garcia and I watch listener submitted videos turned into one of the most controversial episodes yet, so I'd like to extend a big fuck you to the people who submitted these videos. It's a truly crazy episode. David talks about what pregnancy sex is like and reveals his sexual badge of honor, which takes us on a whirlwind adventure involving a legitimately crazy person. We also watch our FIRST GAY PORN! But what really makes this episode is in the final moments where we discuss porn's role in sexual education, and what that means they should depict in their videos.
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Submit videos or topics for me to roast and overanalyze on the podcast by sending them to [email protected]
1 hr 13 min - Mimes with Andrea Perez-Acosta
Look, my parents are in town for the week and I don’t have time to write this. Friend of the podcast Andrea Perez-Acosta is here this week and for no reason, we’re watching mime porn. Andrea’s wife Dani is in the studio apartment audience, so you know the sex dungeon’s brought up again. Andrea tells her greatest sexual milestone, which is honestly an incredibly impressive display of stamina and tenacity. Then she reveals the meanest thing she’s ever done and I’m pretty sure we both talk about the first time we ate a girl out. Minimally I do anyway, and we wrap it up by pitching the perfect mime porn.
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1 hr 5 min - Hippies with Bronson Young
Look, Bronson Young is a musician/comedian who looks like a hippie, so we're watching hippie porn. Sometimes these topics don't require a lot of thought. We take patron shots and talk about The Rock and bad acid trips, but the real juice of this one is when Bronson talks about losing his virginity and finding a dick pic his father took. How crazy is that? We talk about a bunch of other fun stuff too, but I mean the guy saw a picture of his dad's dick… that his dad took. Wild.
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1 hr 18 min - Instagram Models with Leiza Marie Cabrera
This week on the pod I'm watching porn videos about Instagram Models with Instagram model Leiza Marie Cabrera! Right off the bat, Leiza talks about living in a two-bedroom "model" apartment in New York with 10 other girls. Then she talks receiving dick pics and dealing with creepy people in the modeling industry, which leads to us sharing different fight strategies, and Leiza shares a story about a crazy fight she got into with her ex. Also, Leiza talks about getting to go to Snoop Dogg's compound in Inglewood and how she became a dancer for Jeremih after getting pulled on stage for a rendition of "Birthday Sex".
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1 hr 3 min - Viral Videos with Blake McDaniel & Sal DiAndrea
This week on the pod I'm dealing with hopefully the only viral thing in relation to porn: Viral Videos, which I define as parts of porn stories so bad they've transcended mediocrity so far people started sharing them on social media. To navigate the world of viral porn I'm joined by internet vagrants: artist and fashion designer Blake McDaniel and the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea! We watch the infamous Lisa Ann bathroom lifeguard video and discuss sex injuries, how problematic the movie 50 First Dates is, and Blake tells a story about the time a creepy cop caught him having sex in a parked car.
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1 hr 23 min - Hentai with Mike Green
What's up, senpais? This week on the podcast I'm watching Hentai porn with animator Mike Green, who's worked on Comedy Central's Trip Tank, a new secret animated show for Facebook, and more importantly the artwork for this podcast! Right off the bat, we talk about how an hour-long Sailor Moon hentai changed his life. Neither of the videos is in English so Mike and I voice the dubs. We break down the structure of Hentai porn then move onto imagining what it must be like behind the scenes. Also, I finally confront Mike face to face about drawing me with a Jew nose on the podcast artwork and we relive the glory days of Limewire.
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1 hr 28 min
About Can We Talk First?
From the publisher's feed
Each week, a variety of guests join me to watch JUST THE SETUP of two adult films, none of the naked stuff, and try to fill the only holes they won't: plot holes. And in between, who knows what…
they’ll talk about.