Look, my parents are in town for the week and I don’t have time to write this. Friend of the podcast Andrea Perez-Acosta is here this week and for no reason, we’re watching mime porn. Andrea’s wife Dani is in the studio apartment audience, so you know the sex dungeon’s brought up again. Andrea tells her greatest sexual milestone, which is honestly an incredibly impressive display of stamina and tenacity. Then she reveals the meanest thing she’s ever done and I’m pretty sure we both talk about the first time we ate a girl out. Minimally I do anyway, and we wrap it up by pitching the perfect mime porn.

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