Welcome to India.

For optimal listening experience please visit your local Indian market, close your eyes and sway slightly.

Everyone seems to be moving there...

Includes Solitude is Bliss by Tame Impala (probably the best Australian band ever).

But not anymore.

Featuring Matthew Horne, Michael Sharpaaay, Asia Hatefattso, Jesse Wickham, Obama, The Flaming Lips, The Dead Weather. Picture by Josh Stewart.

Yuo is a Homosexual, written by Sean Crist.

The Cast:

Narrator - Pitch Black

Yuo - Matthew Horne

Father - Grandpa Jimmy

Mother - Lucy Leslie

Sue - Rachel Rhodez

Fireman - Sam Mulgrew

Officer Plotchnik - Oliver Ranson

Possible Pedofile - Michael Sharp

Driver - Tim Jansen

Hotline Operator - Evan Phillips

Dr. Goldenberg - Dr. Paul Butler

Homophobic Children - Fiona Browne, Lilly Peacocke, Tim Jansen, Pitch Black, Michael Sharp, Sam Mulgrew, Ross Deans, Matthew Horne.

Guest Podcast 3: Matthew Horne.

Say however you feel, say whats in your heart. Unleash the beast to your inner gasm. Spunk to the funk and get on the junk……. Touch me, oooooh. Try coming down now RUFUS! Woah! MUSHROOM WARS, French fries. Blue cheese whizz for diz, eat the kidz. INVADE THE BLUFF. Skirmish the firmest tits and nuzzle the cooch. Dansk en Hooch… vamanos vamanos….

Well, well, well, sick. Happy New Year.

My first and only passover special!

Staring:

James Mauger as The Narrator

Rebecca Mason-Melrose as Mary

Pitch Black as Joseph

Mike Sharp as Jesus

Even Phillips as The Innkeeper

Nara Phillips as Elizabeth

Matthew Horne as John

Sam Shaw as Doctor #1

Harry Shaw as Doctor #2

On the off chance you are Jewish, have a great religious holiday!

This podcast is about the biggest ego trip ever. Thanks for coming.

Smoking. I've had a few days where I smoked and I was all short of breath and shit. Don't smoke. I've been working on this podcast over the last few years, the earliest recording on this podcast is from April of 2006 around the time I was posting my fourth episode. The part which was recorded at the party with Holly and Karl was actually the same party that featured in 'A Sample or 3'. I have a lot of friends who smoke and I can honestly say that I don't but it can be good with a nice coffee or outside at 1 in the morning after a few beers. It really comes down to choice and if that's what you're into... you're gonna die.

Run my children, run from the pigs of hell and all those who would seek to give you a cold.