Attacking the Union from the south just wasn't cutting it. So why not attack from the north instead? GENIUS.

Lincoln loved the theater, although he might have a different opinion in retrospect. Yes, we're doing another Lincoln one. Yes, it includes some startling coincidences.

This one is about Beyoncé’s stepfather’s ex-wife’s uncle. (It's also the incredible story of a family that lifted each other to unheard-of heights.)

A love story for the ages.

She broke the invisible barriers in early American aviation with little more than a wing and a prayer. 

The Napkin of Consequence emerges to define 50 years of American policy. 

These are the losers of the losers - the ones who tried to do something stupid and failed in the attempt. Look at them - look at them and laugh. Also, it's a very serious subject, and your laughter is highly inappropriate. Grow up.

If you set out to make your mark on the world, don't half-ass it. 

You thought the duel was over. You were wrong.

It was a dramatic and chaotic campaign for the presidency, dominated by fake news, procedural problems, and a particularly problematic pundit. That doesn't narrow it down at all, either, does it? Ahh, America...