Oh man it's been a wild and depressing weekend and this Tuesday is shaping up to be a woof of a week. Senate has told the poors of this country to screw themselves and if you don't have a yacht you're in the poors category. America's royals, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, got married over the weekend. There's a new Alcatraz in town that was built by good Christian men of God for ethical treatment of their fellow man. Just kidding, it's in Florida. The President is peddling cologne but that's nothing compared to HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP AND KILLARYS EMAILS, yelled your racist uncle. 

So break that pledge of not drinking and get off the wagon cause there are some potholes in the road ahead. 

In case you're interested in that jet 

RA-96018 - Ilyushin Il-96-300 - Russia - Special Flight Squadron - Flightradar24

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