Today on Hot Take Tuesday, did meeting JD Vance lead the Pope to die? You be the judge. At a time of great loss you can always look to the beacon of positivity Marjorie Taylor Greene. Have you wanted financial success, stop being sick and smite your enemies but it is just taking oh way too long? Just do what Jesus did and buy yourself an angel. Come with us as we tell you how. 

No but seriously tell your friends. We want to be the herpes of the podcast scene, spreading exponentially while you tell your one night stand we're just a cold sore. 

Today we talk about how Russia decided to celebrate Palm Sunday and how the Ukrainians were trying to conceal their war planning by doing something no one has ever done in the history of war. 

Germany says "partner let me upgrade you" to Ukraine in the cruise missile department. Kersch bridge might have a few lanes closed for repairs soon. 

While being similar in build, Aaron Rodgers is considering retiring while our Fearless Leader is talking about running a third term so talk about a cognitive powerhouse. 

What is appropriate attire for setting fire to a governor's mansion? Sit down as we discuss Cody Balmer's life choices this week. 

P.S. There was a little snafu about 14 minutes in. I cut out the dead space but kept the talking there because "F* it, we'll do it live". 

What's the title say? Yeah we're talking guns and how the current administration is rolling back regulation on your rights to buy bunker busters. We do a dive on what is needed to get a gun, things you can do at shady gun stores and work arounds should you have a nasty blemish on your record like beating your wife and/or kids. Also tune in and find out more on why tariffs make our great leader pitch a tent in his pants and learn how to self promote yourself beyond your current position. We're doing life hacks here so TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Today we continue talking about Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia and his inconvenient trip to CECOT. Talking about the multiple failures the gov't experienced in the court system before they found their tried and true Supreme Court fallback in Justice Roberts. We discuss why golf trips are more fun than having to watch dead US servicemembers returning stateside and how much fun it would be to celebrate the birthday of our President by rolling tanks past the White House. We've got the from gutting USAID and those other programs so let's make it a zero sum game and spend to appease the guy in power. Join us as we attempt to once again make sense of this world we live in. 

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Happy post Liberation day everyone. Hopefully you bought your car and everything else you will ever need before today. I know it's been a while since WW2 but we are slow rolling into to the 4th Reich here. Did not have elected representatives in Texas would be quoting the Nazi party but here we are. 

We talk about an influencer in Florida and wonder where we went wrong in our show number compared to her audience count. 

Finish off the episode on all the rights parents of children in Florida are due to receive as SB918 comes barreling down the pipeline and ever so closer to getting passed. 

Put on your headphones, turn off your brain and listen to what used to reporting from the Onion.

Starting off this episode with clear guidelines on what respectable people wear when visiting trump and sliding right on over to Europe in a flashback to the 40's. We talk about the administration actually admitting it wrongfully deported someone and why it's not a nothing burger. Take time to check in with the Middle East in this edition of "Hey what's that guy aiming at?". 

We've all been there before, you and the boys are planning munition packages and designating targets for Tomahawk cruise missiles and your one boy adds the editor from a newspaper to the group chat. Sounds like an episode of The New Girl but the girl is a reporter and you're the Secretary of Defense for the US planning a strike in the Middle East. 

That hint of spice you may be tasting in your drinking water will more likely be feces than bergamot thanks to a Supreme Court ruling. We touch on opening the door back on the dual water fountains design of Jim Crow. Contrary to Trump's last airline venture the deportation flights to Venezuela seem to be picking up steam and Elon is quite amazed that people don't like him. What did our little saint of apartheid do that could be so bad? 

With the trade wars heating up we need to strengthen the country and cut the dead weight. Find out what kind of armaments the administration is bringing in and what parasites we're kicking out on today's episode. 

Today we're touching up on all the fiscally sound policies being passed by our elected leaders, real estate development plans for gentrifying Gaza and effective talking strategies if you got your job because they tried to kill the previous guy. Join us as we try to explain the current things that are making you consider Xanax.