American Unicorns

Lake Tianchi Monster

Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids.

Snallygaster

Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners.

British Big Cats (ABCs)

A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There’s a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.

Oliver is one of our favorite people and has many weird stories, we love when he can share!

He also took some amazing photos and videos of us because he has special cameras that can detect Unicorns.

Globster

Who doesn't enjoy stumbling across a large, unidentifiable, mound of jelly on the beach? Bonus points if you discover it by unknowingly stepping in it! This week we tackle all things globster (interestingly not a glamorous lobster) and examine my favorite blob the St. Augustine Monster.

Gazeka

Gazeka! Bless you! And you might want that blessing if you are faced with with this fearsome cryptid also known as "devil pig". You may not know he is there but you may stumble upon the "gift" he has left for you in the woods... it's poop... much like every dog in the world... the gift is poop...

Lake Worth Monster

Also described as cotton candy with horns, the Lake Worth Monster is more mystery than myth (whatever that means). We thought a confusing and convoluted description would perfectly fit this cryptic cryptid.

Kongamato

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a Kongamato! Straight out of the Jurassic period this flying cryptid has soared through the sky’s and straight into our hearts... like literally into our hearts with it’s beak...

Squonk

Hidden in the hemlock groves of Pennsylvania hides everyone's favorite shy cryptid: the Squonk. If you spot this cryptid tread lightly or he might disappear into a puddle of tears. #IStandWithSquonk

Yeren

If you find yourself in China's Shennongjia forest, keep an eye out for the Yeren or Chinese "Wild Man." While your at it, keep an eye out for Yeren urine for double points.