Hey everyone, we're cordially inviting you to join us on an official America's Last Newsroom spelunking trip, where you, the listener, can join us in some of America's deepest and darkest caves. What will we find there? Unsure, but we want you to come with us, and you can drive us because that will be easier for us. All expenses paid, by you! Stay tuned for more information.

RIP Sonny Bono, you are still missed. Didn't know about the whole steel conkers thing. Condoms are being taxed, your butt is being surveilled, the poop industry's books are all f'd up, pizza in Germany is laced, steel conkers.

xo

Well gang, we're back. Yep, that's right, we're back. We are so back! The Blue Men Group aka Global Examiner is now AMERICA'S LAST NEWSROOM. 

This Week in History: Glenn Miller disappears over the English Channel. Still missing.

Royal Caribbean served a guy 33 drinks, he died in custody, they put him in the fridge. Lawsuit incoming.

New Zealand cops waited six days for a swallowed $19K Fabergé pendant to make its exit. Patience is a virtue.

A different Fabergé egg sold for $30 million. Turns out the Romanovs had taste.

Thailand finally lets you buy beer at 3pm. Government workers rejoice.

Thai woman found alive in her coffin right before cremation. Her brother: "eh."

Hero of the Week: Man trips over his cat, breaks basically everything, lies in blood for 14 hours. Still loves the cat.

Dick Van Dyke turned 100. His horoscope says slow down. He will not.

The Olympics are finished, and now the stories come out. With coverage that is almost live, Global Examiner is, perhaps up there at the top, or at least near the top, or somewhere within a reasonable distance of the top of the podcasting news world. In fact, many of our stories were stolen, at the Olympics. I bet you didn't hear about that! 

Please join us for our aspiring award winning news coverage.

Global Examiner, on behalf of Peter Turquoise CEO

Loyal listeners, we've been tasked to record another episode of Global Examiner. Join us as your hosts travel the world of news, globally! 

Welcome to Global Examiner.

Blue Men Group podcast, and all of her assets have been bought by Peter Turquoise.

We are proud to announce the inaugural episode of Global Examiner, a closer look into the most pressing issues of the day, around the globe. 

We are thankful to our sponsor: Storylines luxury cruises for their generous contribution to the news.

Keep your eyes and ears open for changes to this podcast channel.

Hi friends, we sold our show. Our extremely strong numbers in Slovakia, and business advice from an Argentine listener led us down a path to complete independence from sponsors and bosses. Please join us on a Blue Men Group adventure around the globe. Join us next week for the debut episode of _______________!

Topics on this week's show include:

1. Live From The Garbage Dump

2. This Week In History

3. Drunk Soldier Poops Pants

4. Virile Viscount

5. DeBeers™ Says Millenial Won't Like Lab Grown Diamonds

6. Solidarity With Sino-Sissies OF THE WEEK

7. The Final Week's Numbers

Ahoy, hoy! Did you know that's how Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer phones? To say, AHOY-HOY! LOL, that would never work. Anyway, here's the topics that are discussed on this episode:

1. Boston Tea Party - party or protest?

2. Cheating scandal in the Camel Beauty Contest

3. The Next James Bond will be a British Man

4. AI generated poetry is terrifying

5. MAD THAI TV

6. Real Quick Yogurt Stop of the Week

7. Our Podcast is For Sale

8. Last Week's Numbers

Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include:

1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding

2. IKEA Sleepover

3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped

4. Trampoline Park Brawl

5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week

6. Last Week's Numbers

Well HELLO there listener, welcome to another episode! We're here, and we're delivering you the news. Just as you like to hear it, through your ears. Some of the topics we've discussed here this week include: 

1. Enron, is it an energy company?

2. Wright Lovers Update

3. Emotional Support Cat

4. Robots Can Reproduce

5. Brown Friday

6. Our One Argentinian Listener Call In