Happy Birthday, America! I’m out of the office (so don’t email me) but I couldn’t let another AmeriBirthday Backyard Grillums get away without my signature flavor of “Well Actually” Sauce to squeezefart on the meats. Here’s a Chad Classic from the 4th of July 2017 about America, it’s histories and fallacies, things you mostly get wrong about her and some useful stuff to have at the dinner table for when PeePaw acts up, live in front of some fresh humans who had no idea what was comin.

I’m opening for the Write Club: Royal Ramble in Chicago July 11th! If ya can’t make it, why not donate a bit?!

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

“A Few Amer-Reminders for Your Birthday” was recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 17th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!

Here’s some more America trivia: https://www.rd.com/list/america-fascinating-facts/

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

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